Comments on Profile Post by Lorenze

  1. Emmych
    Emmych
    It's only awkward if you're going number two.


    Otherwise, SHAKE IT OFF, SOLDIER.
    Jan 30, 2013
  2. punram
    punram
    Use your homework papers instead! Efficient and a great excuse to get out of work. (Kind of.)
    Jan 30, 2013
  3. Gomi Boy
    Gomi Boy
    pro tip use yr. roommate's most treasured belonging


    this is how you assert your dominance over yr home territory
    Jan 30, 2013
  4. Emmych
    Emmych
    Better yet, skip the toilet entirely and just pee on everything your roommates love
    Jan 30, 2013
  5. Gomi Boy
    Gomi Boy
    the dudeovico technique
    Jan 30, 2013
  6. Lorenze
    Lorenze
    These would be excellent solutions if my "roommates" weren't my parents. I don't think they'd want crap and piss all over their stuff. :p
    Jan 30, 2013
  7. punram
    punram
    Won't know until you try!
    Jan 30, 2013
  8. TengHu
    TengHu
    happened last week...


    such an awful moment. :'(
    Jan 30, 2013
  9. Mikerobiology
    Mikerobiology
    I always wear an extra pair of socks on top of my first pair of socks for this exact reason.
    Jan 30, 2013
  10. tpasmall
    tpasmall
    I hide toilet paper in the bathroom where no one else can find it. My wife hates me for that. (I hide tons of stuff all over the house, yard and car...I'm kind of paranoid).
    Jan 30, 2013
  11. Celianna
    Celianna
    Which is why you always check to see if there's any left before you go.


    I'm like tpas, I hide some toilet paper up in my room in case we run out ...
    Jan 30, 2013