Why is the sky blue?
What happened to the old meatballs and will we ever see their like again?
Around 2.5 million years ago, the Cookie Monster did the longest, most powerful fart known in Earth's history. His blue gasses mixed into our atmospheric composition, which is why the sky remains blue to this day.
What is the answer to life?
@Scythus: Sadly, all members of the old meatball species became extinct. The new meatballs, which evolved from the old ones, are here to replace them.
@Randommerade: 42. Come on now, everyone knows that!
What the hell am I doing with my life?
Will Ash ever age?
@Voxgizer: You are busy posting a question in this status feed.
@Choco: No he wont, because Ash lives in a perpetual dream world where he is surrounded by people and creatures of his sub-conscious. There is little concept of time in his world.
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