Your backup computer sounds like you should really back up.
Well, that's what external harddrives, DVDs, and cloud saving is for, I guess. Haha ._. Yay justified paranoia...
Take out the batteries
Batteries not included ._.
It's probably just possessed by some kind of demon... The way I figure it, soaking it in holy water for 30 minutes or so should help.
uhm, in all seriousness, don't put electronics in water. 7,925 bad things will result.
Psh, it's fine! Let me just take off the super powerful decorative magnets I've adorned the case with first...
don't forget those wool socks and that fleece sweatshirt you have on.
The more static the better!
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