Youch... what a way to wake up.
I mean. I thought drinking the coffee would wake me up but that works too I suppose.
You need that guard dog so you can sleep well, and not be tired enough to get hot coffee spilled on your face in the morning.
Yeah, I never fell asleep until 2 AM and then someone slammed their door so hard that it was loud enough to wake me up around 5AM so I decided, screw it. Time to get up! Good news about the coffee is that it wasn't scalding hot so I can still have a face.
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