Clearly they thought you were using your new door answering machine
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"I am unable to answer my door at moment. Please leave all packages at the side of the steps. If this is an attempt to sell Girl Scout cookies, please knock again."
Hey! That's my phone number!
I didn't realize you lived in a random pizza hut in Bismarck! So very sorry, sir!
I am not home at the moment. Would you like a drink with your personal pan cheese pizza?
It's okay. Apology accepted. Let's just not let this happen again... Anyway, since it's been brought up and I'm here at home, anyone want some pizza? I'll pass your orders to the staff.
I'll take a large mushroom with white sauce please.
White sauce is delicious. I'll pass on the order, but once it's complete, I can't promise the pizza will be around for long...
That's like when people call me on my home phone (I don't own a cellphone) and when I pick up immediately ask "where are you?".
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