Should I ready the holy water dispenser?
The dead have it pretty good. No responsibilities!
The dead get to do all the good stuff. Lie in bed all day, lose weight for doing it, and wear fancy clothes!
Don't forget that they don't have to go through pesky actions like eating and pooping!
Or file taxes.
So, that's like 7 entries in the "pro" column for being dead. It's not looking good, guys!
But you can't eat bacon when you're dead. Also wi-fi is terrible 6 feet under.
Oh, Wi-fi is a big one. I'm ashamed to say because I never really used the internet too, too much before 2008 but I can't live without it anymore. XD
This is true... no netflix. That's gotta suck.
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