The idea hit me like bird poop in a pool on a hot summer day.
Good to hear, sir/madam.
how do you know what that feels like, to be able to compare?
One time a bird pooped on me while in a swimming pool i was like 13 at the time
That kind of experience isn't all that uncommon, I've had a seagull poop on me while I was at the beach... it was awful.
(Also good to hear that your staying tear. :3 )
Good to hear that you decided to stay. ^^
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