By reading this you're agreeing that your soul belongs to me.
By seeing this you consent to the massive tornado warnings that will reach your area within a matter of minutes.
By reading this you release me from any liability for cranial damage that may occur from getting too close! o_o
By reading this you agree to give me your undying loyalty and become part of the evil Cult that worships me.
By reading this I have started a trend that will go on endlessly....
By reading this you're agreeing to what Ultimacj just said in the above comment.
I have read, understood, memorized, and rehearsed the terms and conditions in this agreement.
@Matseb your commemorative Cultist Hockey Mask will be shipped to you for agreeing to this agreement.
By reading this you bare full liability of what you are about to type.
Thank you for complying to the terms. At least six Tornado Warnings have been issued for your area. By finding out this, you also agree to Section 1 of Article 1 that states that I am not responsible for any damages or costs from the said summoned tornadoes.
@Iroc Croc you have violated the terms of the EULA. Shaz and Archeia have been notified (also Tornado Summoner for Tornados in your area). Tornado summoner has the right to issue sharks with these tornado's if deemed necessary.
@Iron Croc by not sharing your muffins with the Evil Baron, me, whom you have sworn eternal loyalty to by reading the agreement, you shall be stalked by hooded Cultists, and, in extension, by reading this comment I cannot be deemed liable for any Cultist related injures.
@Matseb: By reading this comment, know that I approve of Ultimacj's new addition to the EULA.
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