True Fact: Rpg making burns lots of calories (May or may not be true based on actual science).
Fighting evil consumes lots of calories.
Why are you not throwing up? (Says the woman who might have found a bag of chocolate Easter candy in the freezer.)
because thank god, that's not how the human body works.
because each debby snack cake does not weigh 85 lbs.
Now if you were to eat this amount every time you are hungry, or at every meal, you might end up at 700 pounds quickly, and endanger your health.
Mary, I do feel sick now.
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