Send in the Bunny Ears Lawyer!!
"your honour, i clearly provide better tuna, and have better scratching methods than she has, look at these nails and big hands!! you know what they say about big hands...they can pet you so good!!"
"Judgement in favor of Balako. This case is adjourned." *coughs up a hairball*
I don't think this case can be closed until @Chester weighs in.
"but i did mention the better tuna, some catnip your judgeship??"
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