What made him amazing was his ability to make others walk on water, therefore untill you will learn how to do that, you will be fated to be only 50% Jesus, since you lack half of the qualifications.
Well, you could always memorise a part of the sea where you know there's land just under the water level, and pretend to "walk on water" to impress the tourists~
Also note that we are 70% made of water and your skills are already at 50%.
At the end your divinity goes down somewhere between 20-35% only.
Well, by that logic, we can play games on computers, which run on silicon chips. Sand is also made of silicon. Does that mean we should be able to play video games on sand? XD
tbh sand games would be a pretty cool thing
you know, when I'm stranded in a desert
Yep! Or just lounge on a beach and play some. XD
Humans are far from water. They are only 80% water. And they are carbon based beings.
Anyway, even if you can walk on ice, which is 100% water, that doesn't make you Jesus. Jesus was a hippie after all.
No; that is a capitalist that walks on peoples! It is far away from being Jesus!
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