I choo choose you anyone but @Poryg because apparently he's too good for my affections
I'm not too good, I'm just straight. And therefore I'm not going to risk anything where I don't have certainty that the person is female.
Whoa whoa whoa now! I didn't mean like that in the first place! I'd be pretty crappy if I did! Hitting on every single person on the site like some kinda creep
I'm creepy enough to be able to do it. After all, if you filter out the list of people who are taken and married, only few will be left
Torn between two responses.
A. Do you choo-choose me to fight to the death against someone chosen by another person?
B. I vaguely recall that being a pretty sad episode.
@The Mighty Palm *blushing* OMG I can't believe you mentioned me!
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