Comments on Profile Post by Alexander Hawksmoor

  1. VertigoAffliction
    VertigoAffliction
    I accept that challenge. lol
    Mar 11, 2018
  2. starlight dream
    starlight dream
    Will extra undies be included with the game? :o
    Mar 11, 2018
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  3. Alexander Hawksmoor
    Alexander Hawksmoor
    Every $5 donated on patreon will entitle you to your own exclusive pair of spider silk underwear. Limited stock available!
    Mar 11, 2018
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  4. starlight dream
    starlight dream
    Careful there... you'll have a hard time getting donations over 4$.
    I read "spider man underwear" for a sec and thought it was cool :p
    Mar 11, 2018
  5. Alexander Hawksmoor
    Alexander Hawksmoor
    Yeah but it's all for a good cause, supplying flies to all the mistreated spiders in slavery around the world...WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE SPIDERS?!!!!
    Mar 11, 2018
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  6. starlight dream
    starlight dream
    :( Oh. Sorry Alex, I didn't understand the severity of the situation before!

    Should I call a doctor for you? :p
    Mar 11, 2018
  7. Alexander Hawksmoor
    Alexander Hawksmoor
    Your the only doctor I need. You can fix me up anyday!!!
    Mar 11, 2018
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  8. starlight dream
    starlight dream
    Wow! I love your trust in me. ;) Lets start.

    1. No spider-silk underwear for you. Not even on your birthday.
    2. Potty jokes twice a day, preferably after meals
    3. Quit public dancing
    4. Sleep on your back, stomach and side for equal amounts of time, every night.
    5. You get to fill up #5 on your own because I'm outta ideas.
    Mar 11, 2018
  9. Alexander Hawksmoor
    Alexander Hawksmoor
    #5 We dance in the moonlight!
    Mar 11, 2018
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  10. starlight dream
    starlight dream
    Awww so you're a romance baker! ^^b
    I'll have to scrap #3 out.
    Mar 11, 2018
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