I was chewing on the end of my pen, like i often do, when i felt something wet in my mouth.
I proceeded to spit out BLACK FLAPPING INK, and ran to the sink.
I then noticed my ink pen was ALL BLACK. Even the plastic parts.
IT FLAPPING EXPLODED IN MY MOUTH!
Lesson learned: Don't chew on pens. Chew on pencils instead. They don't spontaneously combust.
And don't chew on an eraser, unless it's fruit-scented.
(Just threw that in there to help people)
Sounds like quite an adventure.
Is that all? Your horrid days are to be envied if so, though the few minutes before you clean out your mouth at least would qualify.
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