Ooh! Would by any chance even be selling any bootleg cartridges of "Super Mario 7?" I need something good to bring back to the legion of goofy save merchants and their silly vidya game night.
"Galgorat is the tallest mountain in the world. Some say it has a tower at its pinnacle that was home to the great wizard Malcathrus." One random piece of information.
Malcathrus sounds like some kinda back disease, I guess that's why you said it WAS the home of a great wizard.
Is Galgorat even taller than Mount Sobamanjaro, home of the Tiptoe Kingdom and their king, Long Sauvage?
I mean, it's big enough for it to be the Kingdom's entire source of pride. They always brag about how they are the tallest and how they're king has the longest beard in the world, they all look down on those who are shorter then them. The King even has a beard so long it reaches all the way down to the bottom of the mountain, this is known due to him always sitting at the summit.
I would be the guy that stands around the entrance of town so I could tell travellers that "This is the town of murkport. Whatever you're looking for, the bazaar has it." in a completely monotone and lifeless textbox.
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