[BAD JOKES] So fail that was a win!

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Was there a joke you said that you can count it as the worst joke ever?

Avoid racist, fanatic, religious and whatever is inappropriate or against the forum rules.

Just tell us one of your worst jokes, that was SO fail that became a WIN.

For instance, I have one:

What is the most shiny language?

Polish!
Got it? It's a BAD pun.

:p

Please don't stonewash me.

Just tell us your!  :p
 

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Argon walks into a bar. The barman says: "We don't serve noble gasses here!". Argon doesn't react.

EDIT: There is a whole collection of these: 
 
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OMG!! @Nuclear Mosquito.. ok I just watched the video and the nerd pick up lines.. omg so funny.. as well as some of the other jokes
 

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A string walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Get out, we don't serve strings here."

So the next day, the string tied himself up, and unraveled one end of himself.

Bartender looks at him "Hey, ain't you one of those string fellows?"

"No. I'm a frayed knot."
 

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How many ears does Spock have?

Three. The right ear, the left ear, and the final front-ear.
 

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one my dad told me when I was young..

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.
Can't stop laughing!

That was good or I have a bad sense of humor.

Whatever! Thumbs up to your dad!
 

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IF there was a video showing them, then the puns in Shirokuma Cafe would be my contribution.
 

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This one made me chuckle for quite awhile:

An old man and old woman (his wife) go to see a doctor.  He starts with the old man and surprisingly finds the old man is in excellent health.  He asks the old man why.

The old man says it's because of his good and clean life.

"Your good and clean life" the doctor says?

"Yes.  I live such a good and clean life the Lord Himself turns the light on for me when I use the bathroom, and the Lord Himself turns it off when I'm done."

"Ummm...the Lord does this?"

"Definitely."

The doctor shakes his head and finishes the exam.  Then, the old woman comes in and asks "How is my husband?"

"Physically he's fine, but I'm worried about his mental state."

"What do you mean?"

"He says he lives such a good clean life that the Lord Himself turns the light on when he uses the bathroom and turns it off when he's done."

The old woman says "Oh my god!  I don't believe it!"

"I know and I'm sorry."

The old woman sighs and replies:

"That darned fool is peeing in the fridge again!"
 
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Why the skeleton didn't passed the road?

He had no guts!
 

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A woman have a fight with is husband about their cat

and after a couple of minute the woman replied 

"Why did you not answer!?"

The man finally answer.

"Ho sorry I had a cat stuck in the throat''.

(I know bad joke ._.)
 
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A woman have a fight with is husband about their cat

and after a couple of minute the woman replied 

"Why did you not answer!?"

The man finally answer.

"Ho sorry I had a cat stuck in the throat''.

(I know bad joke ._.)
That's the point!

Well done!  :)   :thumbsup-right:
 

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Bad jokes huh, well I've a few of those.

What is the internets favorite animal?

the lynx

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says 'hey' the horse replies 'sure'.

What's brown and sticky?

] a stick.
 
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Bad jokes huh, well I've a few of those.

What is the internets favorite animal?

the lynx

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says 'hey' the horse replies 'sure'.

What's brown and sticky?

] a stick.
I used that stick one in a story I wrote. It was used for a minor plot point.
 

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"How is call a noob in cooking?"

 "The cookie."
 
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What's black, white, and red all over?

A murdered panda.
 

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