[BAD JOKES] So fail that was a win!

[OM3GA-Z3RO]

Two muffins were being baked int the oven, the one muffin turned to the other and said: "Wow, sure is hot in here." the other muffin jumped and screamed: "AAAAH A talking Muffin!"

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Whats Brown and Sticky: A stick

Whats Pink and Fluffy: Pink Fluff

Whats Blue and Fluffy:

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Pink Fluff holding it's breath!

 

[_Shadow_]

Two muffins were being baked int the oven, the one muffin turned to the other and said: "Wow, sure is hot in here." the other muffin jumped and screamed: "AAAAH A talking Muffin!"

We got the same with eggs into a fry pan here!  

 

[OM3GA-Z3RO]

Heh, I know wanted to add the 'other' version XD

 

[AriesFireTiger]

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says "Five beers please!"

A programmer's wife tells him "Run to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen." The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Batman!

What is another name for Iron Man?

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FeMale

 

 

[Nivlacart]

What did the 80-year old pirate say?

Arr matey

 

[Draylian]

Not really a joke but more of a come-on, still funny regardless!

Do you study astrology? 'Cause I would love to learn about Uranus.

 

[TengHu]

Just saw this a few minutes ago and had me in tears:

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[kitsune121x]

does it matter how many times I flush this little **** it will not go down



sorry children do not fit in the toilet