"Sorry you got hurt. That's my invisible bag alright!"
*pulls a paintball gun out of what seems to be nowhere*
Thanks for the help. *runs up the outer wall steps and begins shooting one of the crystals*
"HA! That might not have given you any damage but you sure are ugly now. Mental and emotional damage can hurt a person too you know."
"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!" *Jumps back behind the castle the castle walls, as a unknown projectile barely misses hitting me*