CRAPPY GAME REVIEWS 2021+

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What's up RPG MAKERS?

I am rebooting a 9 year old channel and I need games to review to get bigger and bring you more content to watch. I have a large selection of stuff you can browse through back from 2011-2012. I also had a lot of buddies that did reviews I added to the channel. It was fun. This time I am back and want to make a youtube career out of this crazy thing so I need to get out as many game reviews as possible for your twisted-viewing pleasures. If you've ever wanted to make a mess of a game and watch somebody review it for the lulz, now is your chance.


HERE ARE THE GAME SUBMISSION RULES:

• You can use any RPG MAKER to make your crappy game.

• You can't use copyrighted material. Original parody content is fine.

• Try not to be terribly offensive with racism, sexism, and other isms...

• You may swear like a sailor in your ungodly foul games. This YouTube channel and its games are directed at late-teen to mature audiences. You were warned. Don't tell your mommy.

• Keep your crappy game run times start-to-finish to around 10-20 minutes if possible.

• Don't make things terribly complicated for me like brain-busting puzzles and stuff. I'm too old and grumpy for that now. Focus on a linear, funny, crazy game.

• If you have a game following the above rules that you want reviewed and shared to the world, please e-mail me at drakcgr@gmail.com and I will get to it based on other's submissions.

Go get going on your projects!

[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/VTEFy2E.png[/IMG]
 
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Whatever works for you. That avatar is adorable btw. :LZSwink:
My terrible game projects from years past will remain shelved. Maybe someone out there is brave enough to share theirs.
 

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My terrible game projects from years past will remain shelved. Maybe someone out there is brave enough to share theirs.
You just make a game with the purpose that it will be trash before you submit it. (You set it up to suck and know its not serious) I review it, and everybody has a giggle. :stickytongue:
 

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Go to itch.io man. There are tons of stuff waiting for some attention.
 

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Isn't the point of such reviews to laugh about games in which the dev wanted to be good, but failed, instead of making a bad game on purpose?
 

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Isn't the point of such reviews to laugh about games in which the dev wanted to be good, but failed, instead of making a bad game on purpose?
:guffaw: You're ruthless dude! I would imagine that would make somebody feel like ****.

THE SHOOES FROM ITCH.IO CONTAINS FOUL LANGUAGE
 

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There is no need to ask or wait for game submissions.
You can come back to the following link every single day, and find new, free RPG Maker games to review:
https://itch.io/games/newest/tag-rpgmaker :LZScheeze:
Yeah, there is some crazy stuff on here lol. I'll use a lot of it as filler until I get swamped with submissions again. Make the crappiest game you can come up with following the above rules and toss it at me.
 

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You can't use videos, art, or music, that is well known like the Legend of Zelda or anything from a major musical artist. It sucks... I know...
While I think it's sad this needs to be said at all, I would suggest you change the wording to specify "no copyrighted material," since you seem to be directing it at people who don't know any better.

If they're using someone else's material, just because it doesn't meet your definition of "major" or "well known" doesn't mean you and they can't get DMCA'd/sued over it...
 

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I find this whole thread ironic.

If you deliberately make a "bad" game and other people find it hilarious, then it is not a "bad" game anymore, but rather a comedic parody executed very well. Which in turn means that the game is actually good.

I said this many times on this forum before, but there was a golden time of RPG Maker games a long time ago. I'd say like 10+ years ago.

I can only speak for my country on this, but in Germany there were very many people who made extremely bad games, and A LOT of them too. There were so many bad games in circulation that they received the label "RPG Maker Trash".

The difference between these games and this thread right here is:

#1 That these "Trash Games" were actually meant to be serious and sincere.

#2 But most of them were extremely convoluted, nonsensical and full of typos and grammatical errors.

#3 The story writing and character writing were full of holes and cliches.

These points combined made many of these "trash games" deceptively enjoyable, but only in a ironic
way.
Many people would play these games as let's plays and on streams to mock the games. They made these "serious" games look like a sitcom.
 

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I'm Negative with this thread.

Everyone,like me always work everyday in Full-Time with their Sweats,Stress & Hurts on certain Body,for their Best Creations to make it really Super Unique than the other.

It just wasting the time to watch the "Crappy" game that you post here (it's up to you what you want to say to me,idc)
 

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I'm Negative with this thread.

Everyone,like me always work everyday in Full-Time with their Sweats,Stress & Hurts on certain Body,for their Best Creations to make it really Super Unique than the other.

It just wasting the time to watch the "Crappy" game that you post here (it's up to you what you want to say to me,idc)
Dude, being a game dev myself I understand fully how you feel. You're preaching to the quire here. This entire thing is to just create a funky, funny, game, with the purpose to be crappy/funny combined with my reactions. If you're the creator of the above Undertale game I give you mad props honestly. It's a very funny and greatly crafted game. I even say that at the end of the video by saying it's crappy but it's also pretty good. Just have fun man. I am not going to put up super serious games on here. Undertale 2 is obviously a funny parody game so it fits a bit. I hope that makes you feel a bit better. :stickytongue:



ATT_Turan:
I changed the rule to this:

• You can't use copyrighted material. Original parody content is fine.
 
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:kaojoy: Alright, I find this thread very interesting and the videos are fun and even inspiriting.
Thus, Feel free to review my game's free demo down here. (Tutorial part of the game is linear, easy, and can likely be finished within 20 minutes. The whole demo is likely 4 hours right now and keeps increasing almost every day.)
It may not be straightforward crappy. At least, that is not intended.
However, I'd be interested to find out why there are only 50% of people played for more than 10 minutes according to the data Steam gives me.
So, it is potentially crappy to the other 50% of the earth's population for whatever reasons I don't know yet.

I'm open to all criticism.
 

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:kaojoy: Alright, I find this thread very interesting and the videos are fun and even inspiriting.
Thus, Feel free to review my game's free demo down here. (Tutorial part of the game is linear, easy, and can likely be finished within 20 minutes. The whole demo is likely 4 hours right now and keeps increasing almost every day.)
It may not be straightforward crappy. At least, that is not intended.
However, I'd be interested to find out why there are only 50% of people played for more than 10 minutes according to the data Steam gives me.
So, it is potentially crappy to the other 50% of the earth's population for whatever reasons I don't know yet.

I'm open to all criticism.
You got it! I will review about 20 minutes of Neolithic today for you.

STUCK IN A WALL - CONTAINS FOUL LANGUAGE - SORRY ABOUT THE SOUND IN SOME PARTS

Try out the game for yourself here!

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