Good morning, night, and anything in between ! :D

[Blackyu]

So, I'm a little late for Introductions but eh, better late than never, right ? (Outdated expression ? What do you mean by that ?)


Anyway, I'm Blackyu, I'm French, and my most particular trait is looking normal. I mean, my everyday life is comparable to the average person, you know, just sitting there, having no life, accidentally hurting my toe on my desk (I HATE YOU DESK).


Even though I try to be serious, it's really hard for me to completely hide my rather "crazy" personnality. I'm the type of guy who loves to have a good laugh, so the only RPGs I'm creating are humoristic RPGs.


But if you are ready to remove my normal side, prepare to enter a crazy world of illogicalness. I'm skipping all the normal and boring stuff to just make a list of anything of note about me:

• My eyes are attractive, cause girls always tell me that my eyes are cute. And the rest sucks. ;-;
  
• I can hurt myself with almost everything, including flat screwdrivers, desktop lamps and even spaghetti boxes.
  
• My bedroom contains more spiders than my attic, hello people with arachnophobia !
  
• I look like the French President's secret son. No comment.
  
• I have a natural small area where I grow blonde hair, even though I have very dark brown hair.
  
• I can resist high temperatures, cause I'm probably the only one you'll see wearing a coat on a Summer afternoon. My laptop gave me a first-degree burn once and I didn't even notice it until I removed it from my lap.
  

That's basically everything you probably didn't have to know but I wanted to say it anyway. Welcome to my world of weirdness.


Sorry if I made some mistakes, my English syntax isn't perfect.


Have a great day, community !

 

[GoodSelf]

I'm weird too! It's pleasure to meet you Blackyu - I look forward to all of your future content! =]

 

[OmegaGhost]

Welcome.


I'm a friendly ghost who's into RPGs.

 

[Blackyu]

Thanks, it's really nice to meet you both too !

 

[Niten Ichi Ryu]

yay, another froggie!


I also have a serious tendency to hurt myself on innocuous objects.

 

[Cadh20000]

Welcome to the group!

 

[Blackyu]

Glad I'm not the only one !
Actually, I count "being able to hurt yourself on everything" as a good thing, cause at least it makes people laugh when you tell them "I hurt myself with a box of spaghetti once !"


(Oh and the flat screwdriver was when I was working in a computer engineering society. And, out of all the screwdrivers, I somehow got humiliated by the flat one. ;-; )

 

[KayZaman]

• My eyes are attractive - checked your avatar. Yup, very attractive.
  
• I can hurt myself with almost everything - accidents happen anytime, anywhere.
  
• My bedroom contains more spiders than my attic - mine got mosquito.
  
• I look like the French President's secret son - me too. No comment.
  
• I have a natural small area where I grow blonde hair - No comment.
  
• I can resist high temperatures - 30degree Celcius at South East Asia.
  

Welcome, Blackyu.

 

[Blackyu]

• My eyes are attractive - checked your avatar. Yup, very attractive.
  
• I can hurt myself with almost everything - accidents happen anytime, anywhere.
  
• My bedroom contains more spiders than my attic - mine got mosquito.
  
• I look like the French President's secret son - me too. No comment.
  
• I have a natural small area where I grow blonde hair - No comment.
  
• I can resist high temperatures - 30degree Celcius at South East Asia.
  

Welcome, Blackyu.

Well, I actually have blue eyes (like, the bluest of eyes), so compared to the rest of my body, it makes a huge difference. But hey, the eyes on my avatar are attractive too.


Yup, and I feel like I'm part of those people that have stupider accidents.


Oh, now I feel bad for you. Mosquitos suck. ;-;


Oh, really ? The President's got many relatives apparently.


Yup, my hair is always commentless. ;-;


30 degrees ? Wow, I better wear a coat if I ever go there ! (Okay, maybe a little exagerated, but that's still rather neutral temperature for me. It only gets hot over 35°C.)


Anyway, thanks !

 

[Cadh20000]

I can hurt myself with almost everything, including flat screwdrivers, desktop lamps and even spaghetti boxes.

I also have a serious tendency to hurt myself on innocuous objects.

Can hurt yourself on anything? Kinda the same here, the worst was tearing my rotator cuff in my left shoulder in 2 places bad enough to require surgery to repair...by rolling over in bed one night. (EDS strikes again...)

 

[Blackyu]

Oh, of course, if you have EDS then it's totally justified. Personally, I just hurt myself with everything because I'm stupid and clumsy due to slight motor disadvantages, but when you have a rather severe case of a syndrome, it's probably quite hard to laugh it off. The only part of my body that seems rather fragile is my skeleton. I have very weak bones, due to a lack of vitamin D. And even though everyone says "Welp, go out and the sun will give you the necessary amount of Vitamin D !", I can't.


I have very big, bright eyes with glasses, so that makes the amount of light I receive from the sun insanely bigger, making me one of those people with very photosensitive eyes, therefore preventing me from staying in the sun for too long. And the worst part about all of this is, I love the sun. Because of the warmth it brings. So either I profit from the warmth, but I let my eyes suffer, or I stay away from the sun but then I'm cold. I'm a big ball of contradictions. ;-;

 

[Cadh20000]

Sounds like you are familiar with EDS, you deal with it yourself or just know of it?

I know all too well what it is like when the sun is your enemy... DX Depending on the degree of sensitivity sometimes it simply isn't worth forcing yourself to deal with it. 

 

[Blackyu]

I don't deal with EDS myself, nor does anyone I know, but I've already heard of such a syndrome. (I didn't know its name, but I knew it existed.)


And the sun is an enemy, but only for my eyes. As long as I'm not facing the sun or I have something to put over my eyes, then I can easily go out in the sun. The worst part about being used to atmospheric heat are all those people who claim to know better than you, saying "Hide from the sun ! You might get a sun stroke ! (I think that's how it's called in English)", so of couse, I reply that I resist heat better than the others, but they just ignore you and insist. I mean, you care for my safety, that's great, but at least listen to me when I say I'm good with heat.


If you wanna know my worst ennemies, the sunlight is far from being in my top 5 :
-5: Stone bricks. I hate them, they're heavy, they hurt you, cover your hands in wet dirt and powder, and I had to help my family to transport over 400 kilograms of these in total.


-4: Spaghetti Boxes. Pretty obvious, the best I've ever done when it comes to clumsiness.


-3: Lag. I had pretty slow PCs my entire early computer-life. Since none of those computers were able to keep up with my games, I had quite a love story with lags.


-2: Kikoos. I was one myself before, and I just can't stand kikoos and any stuck-up, so-called "superior" people. Now that I'm opened to the world, I'm rather disgusted from my past.


-1: Everything cold. With a heat resistance comes a fear of coldness. I prefer being too hot over being a little cold. And the cold thing I stand the less is water. Cold water to drink, okay, but any other uses, I'll say no. And you know, it's pretty convenient when you had some people that called themselves your "friends", only to pull a prank on you where they LITTERALLY PUSH YOU IN A FREEZING 10°C RIVER AND THEY JUST LAUGH WHILE YOU HAVE HUGE CHANCES TO DIE FROM HYPOTHERMIA.


...Sorry, got a little carried away there. I really hate those people, I never talked to them and ignored them even if they talked to me.


That's probably why I hate my past so much. Don't worry about me, though, I turned out fine.

 

[Artificer]

Welcome, have a great day too!

 

[Cadh20000]

-2: Kikoos. I was one myself before, and I just can't stand kikoos and any stuck-up, so-called "superior" people. Now that I'm opened to the world, I'm rather disgusted from my past.

Never heard that word before so I'm not sure what you mean but it sounds similar to "Snob" going by the context.

-1: Everything cold. With a heat resistance comes a fear of coldness. I prefer being too hot over being a little cold. And the cold thing I stand the less is water. Cold water to drink, okay, but any other uses, I'll say no. And you know, it's pretty convenient when you had some people that called themselves your "friends", only to pull a prank on you where they LITTERALLY PUSH YOU IN A FREEZING 10°C RIVER AND THEY JUST LAUGH WHILE YOU HAVE HUGE CHANCES TO DIE FROM HYPOTHERMIA.


...Sorry, got a little carried away there. I really hate those people, I never talked to them and ignored them even if they talked to me.


That's probably why I hate my past so much. Don't worry about me, though, I turned out fine.

I like the cold a lot more than the heat but that...some people's sense of humor is cruelly twisted.

 

[Blackyu]

Welcome, have a great day too!

Thanks ! A little late, but that's okay, I wrote "better late than never" in my introduction, so I'm fine with people being slightly late.


So yeah, nothing to add on the twisted sense of humor part, now I give a lot more attention to the people around me.


Also, "Kikoo" is probably a french-only word, but that's what you call snob 12 year-olds who think that they're the world, they're really stuck-up (like, their mind is as opened as my door, and I try to keep the doors shut), they insult you for nothing, they reject you because you don't think the same way, they all call themselves "hardcore gamers" when all they do is playing Cod, Battlefield, GTA, CS-GO (I have nothing against those games, but they're far from being "hardcore"), they defend their ideas like wild lions would defend their food, there are a lot of examples. Maybe you've heard from weaboos, they're popular for being rather annoying and stuck on their ideas. Welp, kikoos are the same, except they might be worse. And I just can't stand them. Between a cold shower and dealing with a kikoo, I'd probably choose the cold- wait no the kikoo is a better choice at least I can joke about him. ;-;


But hey, kikoos aren't all that bad ! They make you laugh a lot (due to their really exaggerated insults and the way they think they're gangsters when they just say things about your mom), you'll develop your abdominal muscles faster that way !

 

[HexMozart88]

Nah. Weeaboos are worse. Far worse *Shiver*.   And I am extremely accident prone as well (dropped a piano bench on my toe once) and extremely weird (I tap on things all the time and have the tendency to inadvertently annoy people with it). 

 

[Blackyu]

Okay, maybe extreme weaboos are horrible, but "basic" weaboos are comparable to kikoos.


Also, yeah, toes are THE accident magnets, so everyone has had at least one injury there. Ouch for you. ;-;


I don't really like to tap on everything (I have very sensible hands), and I rather use my eyes instead of my hands. My stare is extremely focused on detail, analyzing everything around me and often stopping on anything of note. Though, if I judge the detail as "Acknowledged", I won't focus my sight on it anymore and stop on the next thing. It takes a lot of adaptation from me to not look at everything in an unknown room. '-'

 

[HexMozart88]

I only tap on things because I'm a piano player. But, yeah, I tend to look around too. People think I'm just staring off into the distance but I'm actually looking at stuff. And when I'm thinking, I usually just look down. 

 

[Blackyu]

Oh really ? You know, my parents always told me I had a pianist's hands and a guitarist's nails,  but the only instrument I have in my room is a Djembé.


Same here, people think I just have a vacant stare when I'm actually analyzing everything. And when I'm deep in thought, I just don't move my head or my eyes and my stare becomes empty and persistent.


(Not gonna lie, I already had an incident where I just so happened to lose myself in thought when my stare was at the level of a girl 's..."Milky Ways". It ended fine though, since the girl in question woke me up physically and noticed that I was just thinking, as usual. We even became good friends.


...and I friendzoned her 4 months later. I still have the love letter she gave me, it's somewhere in my closet. '-')