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I wanted to tell you guys a joke about sodium hydride, but NaH.
 

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Okay, I have a really dark one.

Hitler gathers his men together and says, "I want to kill ALL the Jews... and one clown."
Everyone looks confused. "Why one clown?"
"See?" says Hitler. "Nobody cares about the Jews."
 

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This is a picture of a cow eating grass:

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Where's the grass?
The cow ate it.
Where's the cow?
Would you stick around if there were no grass to eat?
 

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There were a couple of nuns renovating a room at their convent. They had everything moved out and decided to paint the room before the new furniture arrived. It was a hot day. They didn't want to get their habits messy, so they decided to strip and paint in the nude.
There was a knock at the door. It was one of the other sisters

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"Excuse me, the blind man from town is here for you."

The nuns looked at each other.
"Blind man? Well there's no point in putting clothes back on if he can't see us."
So they let him into the room.
Sure enough, he walks in with a rod and shades.

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"Hi. I'm just going to measure the windows before I hang these up...nice tits."
 

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Man walks into the bar with a box under his arm. Puts it on the bar, there's a tiny man inside playing a piano
barman says
Where the **** did you get that
man pulls out a magic lamp
"Genie'll give you one wish"
barman rubs the lamp, genie pops out
"What's the wish"
"I wish for a million bucks"
bar is filled with an almighty quacking
seven figures of ducks are now wedged into the room
barman looks to man
"What the **** bro"
man says:
"Do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist"
 

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