how to get out of a bad date

[Oddball]

Woman

Step 1: buy large purse

Step 2: put change of clothes and wig in purse

(Both before hand)

Step 3: if date goes bad, slip to bathroom and change clothes. Put on wig and slip out

Man

Step 1: belch and fart. No other steps needed

 

[JAD94]

Lmao this is a good and very relatable question 

I tend to be very creative with my ways of ending a bad date.

1) Start to twitch randomly whilst occasionally trying to bite your ear (this will usually scare them off, if they do the same thing as you...RUN)

2) Everytime the woman says something interrupt and say "thats what she said"

3) Stare at her/him without blinking

4) Say you support Donald Trump

 

[Warpmind]

What were you doing in the fruit of the Phoenix Dactylifera in the first place?

 

[Oddball]

What were you doing in the fruit of the Phoenix Dactylifera in the first place?

huh?

 

[Dalph]

How to get out of a bad date?
 

Yes, I did this once.

 

[Token]

Curious to see how long op would last on a date with a girl just ripping farts on his face.

 

[stupid enough to like FF13]

What were you doing in the fruit of the Phoenix Dactylifera in the first place?

The almighty power that many possess but few ever think of using known as "Google" tells me that that is a date palm.

But "Phoenix Dactylifera" sounds kinda sexy.

 

[Oddball]

Curious to see how long op would last on a date with a girl just ripping farts on his face.

i said that as a joke because i couldnt think of how a guy could get out of a bad date

 

[JAD94]

How to get out of a bad date?

Yes, I did this once.

Lmao! Yes!

 

[Shaz]

sorry - if this were an actual serious question, it'd be okay.  But it's just spam, and that's not allowed even in Off Topic.