How was your first kiss?

[Isabella Ava]

be honest, people!!!

 

[IAmJakeSauvage]

LOL THE POLLING OPTIONS HAVE ME CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

 

[Philosophus Vagus]

The closest I've ever come to kissing a human being I wasn't related to was a stupid high school prank involving a miniature pig being substituted with the girl who was leading me on under false pretenses at the last second while her friend snapped pics to plaster over social media that evening.

That was eight or nine years ago I think. People just don't like me for some reason, and the longer I live the less I think I like them in turn. So my love life is likely irredeemably dead at this point, because I have this ingrained tendency now to see trickery and deceit in even the most casual of interests shown to me by others.

 

[Kyoku]

Nuh uh, no one would want kisses from me!Trust me, ya wouldn't, probably jump down a well just to get away from my insanity...

 

[djDarkX]

Nuh uh, no one would want kisses from me!Trust me, ya wouldn't, probably jump down a well just to get away from my insanity...

That's kind of what my gf said to me once, but I assured her that's not the case. I'm sure there's a person out there that want to kiss you. Just need to find them, or they'll find you. Either way.

Anyway, as for me, I remember my first kiss, however, I wish I didn't. I gave it to a girl that was just dating me as a dare. Guess it was meant to be funny, but I wasn't laughing. Ah well, it was junior high and I have someone that wants my kisses, so that's good, haha!

 

[XIIIthHarbinger]

This has nothing to do with game development,

I suggest you read what is suppose to go in each area before posting threads in them.

 

[mlogan]

I've moved this thread to General Lounge. Please be sure to post your threads in the correct forum next time. Thank you.

Also a reminder to keep it PG-13.

 

[Celianna]

The boy was 5 years old, and we were playing reverse Snow White - he was Snow White, us girls were the 7 dwarfs and we all kissed him on the lips as he played dead. Just a peck. The next day he told me he liked me and gave me a drawing of a heart.

It was a cute memory.

Kisses aren't anything special - it's the moment that counts more.

 

[Kyoku]

@Celianna
Hehehe, your post just reminded me of something...
This wasn't my kiss, but my brother's...
They had a play, Romeo and Juliet...
My bro was Juliet~
Ya can guess from there~

 

[chungsie]

I was 4 and a half, on my fourth birthday i told my cousin that when I turned a whole hand I would marry my neighbor. Shortly after I relocated, and had to go to daycare as everyone worked. There was a girl out of the group I had a liking to. Me and her were friends for a while, and I asked if I could kiss her.

 

[Poryg]

My first kiss was a lesbian girl I liked. She was incredibly jealous of me though and treated me like her property more or less, I couldn't mention even a female friend in front of her... Well, moral of the story... Never date lesbians unless you're a girl.

 

[XIIIthHarbinger]

As to the question, (shrugs) I don't remember, some random hooker, stripper, or slag, no matter what you always pay for it.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate. & all of the things they tell you not to do in life, well they all take time off the point in your life when a picture of your wrinkled ass is what you show people to scar them, your family is all waiting for you to die, & you are basking in the glory of being too far gone to recognize you're sitting in your own filth wrapped in an adult diaper.

Act accordingly.

 

[IAmJakeSauvage]

As to the question, (shrugs) I don't remember, some random hooker, stripper, or slag, no matter what you always pay for it.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate. & all of the things they tell you not to do in life, well they all take time off the point in your life when a picture of your wrinkled ass is what you show people to scar them, your family is all waiting for you to die, & you are basking in the glory of being too far gone to recognize you're sitting in your own filth wrapped in an adult diaper.

Act accordingly.

The melodrama is real.

 

[Guiguimu]

My husband was my first kiss, and I hope he will be the last too. I was 17, so, not so far away.

 

[djDarkX]

@XIIIthHarbinger Well, well, Mr. Grumpy. No need for that. Could have just said you don't remember or don't really care about it, or not even posted. Some people actually want to share their experiences about it and that's okay. I know that one dude from Steam/RMW is a pain in your side, as he is with many others, but no need to take it out on everyone else.

 

[umbralshadows]

Just recently got my first girlfriend n kiss (I'm 24.. ... slow at life. ..) an it felt like a fantastic dream. That's one way ta make time stop hahahh

 

[XIIIthHarbinger]

The melodrama is real.

Seriously,

Everything they tell you not to do, just shaves off the time when you're just praying for the sweet release of being the hood ornament of a Peterbilt. When you get right down to, it's a decent deal.

Live right, eat healthy, pay your taxes, die in an empty room because your kids hate you anyways.

@XIIIthHarbinger Well, well, Mr. Grumpy. No need for that. Could have just said you don't remember or don't really care about it, or not even posted. Some people actually want to share their experiences about it and that's okay. I know that one dude from Steam/RMW is a pain in your side, as he is with many others, but no need to take it out on everyone else.

"Mr Grumpy"?

Okay Barney, do you need a sing along to reinflate your crushed dreams?

Besides I did share my experiences, along with a few pearls of wisdom containing indisputable facts. Life is a contact sport, wear a cup.

As for "Champ", I honestly don't care. Frankly I am finding no small amount of amusement from him bragging in all of his comments about how he got me banned while I am still here. Not to mention watching him trying to bait everyone else into saying something so he can flag their comments as well.

 

[djDarkX]

Well, I thought you could be civil and respectful, but I suppose not. I'll simply block you and I won't have to see your posts anymore. A shame, really.

 

[Kyoku]

Aw, that's kinda a sad way to look at your only chance of existence... Ah well, I don't really wanna be involved, hopefully you still find someone to kiss ya! Or have you already found someone? I dunno, your darkness makes it hard to see. By the way, thanks @djDarkX your great at cheering people up~I bet your gal loves having you around!

 

[djDarkX]

@Kyoku, from what she always tells me, she does. I love her to pieces and couldn't be happier even if a Leprechaun came out of nowhere and gave me his pot of gold.