If you were a weapon...

[Quxios]

After reading this for a while it made me think of soul eater xD.  I was like hmm, this is like asking what weapon would I be if I was a weapon in Soul Eater.  I'm not sure what type of weapon I would be, but those weapons from RWBY are so awesome.  Love how they like fused normal weapons with different type of guns (similar to gunblades i guess) except they made use of the momentum forces which is what made me love them.

 

[OM3GA-Z3RO]

Possessed Katana that can telepathically talk to my owner so I can insult him while he/she is fighting.

 

[That Bread]

Well, I think a weapon should represent myself and how I feel about death. Which I actually nearly cry while watching another being die in a TV show(mind you I didn't even know this character for more than a second).... that says alot right there.

So I think I would be something of a gentle weapon, like a fan. It can pack a good smack in Paper Mario, but it never sheds blood.

 

[OM3GA-Z3RO]

Oh and for those talking about Gunblades: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_sword

The French, Spanish and Germans already did it, before it was cool.

 

[R4B]

An overly decorated flintlock Pistol.

 

[AceOfAces_Mod]

I guess a machine gun?

In a more traditional, I'd be a battering ram (or a hammer)

 

[AriesFireTiger]

A kinetic bombardment....like a big old telephone pole made of tungsten, dropped from a satellite orbiting the planet >=D

 

[markjacks]

I'll be a grenade launcher if I was a weapon.

 

[100LittleDreams]

Hard choice, because I like a lot of weapons. I'll probably choose between fans or a pike.

 

[Heretic86]

I would be a Handheld Unicorn Plushy where when my trigger was pulled Death Rainbows shoot out of my ass!  Yes, that is a real gaming weapon, but forgot which game has it as extra content.

 

[Chester]

Let this kitten tell you what the strongest weapon in the entire world is other than potatoes, the strongest weapon is a Cheeseburger! Do you know how many people die to high blood pressure and obesity?! Yes that is correct my pals, this weapon has slain more than over 9000 consumers on this planet! Meow~ :3 

 

[Heretic86]

Let this kitten tell you what the strongest weapon in the entire world is other than potatoes, the strongest weapon is a Cheeseburger! Do you know how many people die to high blood pressure and obesity?! Yes that is correct my pals, this weapon has slain more than over 9000 consumers on this planet! Meow~ :3 

I like it!  Instead of Lead Bullets, you fire Bullets of Pure Cholestorol at people! 

 

[Socartpix]

a fish, dont ask why xD

 

[kj3400]

Can I be time? Because if you think about it, the only winner in the end is time. Nothing can defeat it (well, in this reality, anyway) because all time has to do is pass by, and time wears everything down eventually.

 

[Erratum]

A bronze sword like the FE: Awakening one. I love it's curve.

 

[Sato1999]

I would Be "Ilirune The Magical Blade"

It has the power to freely tranform matter into anything.

 

[Tai_MT]

@Heretic

The game you're talking about is "Red Faction Armageddon" and it's an alternate skin for an already existing (and wholly useless) weapon in the game.  Only unlocked once you've beaten the game once and even then you got to pay scrap to unlock it.

As a free tip, you know you've designed a terrible weapon when the early "magnet two things together" gun is supremely more powerful and requires no ammo to use.  That game was riddled with problems...

 

[markjacks]

I'll be a sniper rifle, since I don't want to get shot. 

 

[Erratum]

But... you are the weapon, you are not the target '-'

*that was the dumb guy moment, thank you every one!*

 

[Bastrophian]

An Ornate staff, with a concealed slender blade in the shaft, that i can wip out whenever i need a better edge!!! >