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Who am I.

Hello cutie pies, my name is Ralph Dalph.
IRL I'm a 26y 96y old Italian Guy Dark Lord who plans to make games with RM destroy the world.
I used to be Ralph once but I got tired of saving damsels, doing housework and participating in script demos.
Falling to the dark side helped me to become Ralph's total opposite in basically everything and so his negative counterpart too.

I have a crush for Ulrika and I have a pet here called Omega Weapon (Laura) who does all the dirty job for me, mainly because I'm too lazy always busy.
I created a Dark Army in this place, a dark army full of "evil" people just like me,..this whole thing is just a pathetic and silly attempt to socialize with people more destroy the world.
My current avatar doesn't really resemble my usual fashion style, in truth I look more like this:
 

 
The purpose of my wild west look is to advertize mlogan's awesome game "The Showdown", who is currently in development.

For some weird and unexplained reason I'm the person with more profile views on this website (over 30.000) and I still cannot understand if I have a secret stalker fanboy\fangirl or just a buggy profile. (???)
 
What I did and what I do here.

I was an insane mighty bear puncher alongside Slenderman AstoXx, we both used to "Punch Bears" for countless hours mainly to relieve our stress(?). After a long and exciting soap opera unbearable conflict with him our bromance rivalry ended up in a draw, so in the best way possible.
Right now I like to hang out with dragons a lot, maybe I'm a dragonsexual in truth, I'm not even sure...Some dragons I know:
Slydragon Scythuz, Eggternal Dreggon marimo, Green Eyes Blonde Dragon Lalph Caz

There's also another special friend but I can't really pronunce her name, because if someone dares to mention her name then the tears of the players will be shed for sure.

I often mock nio kasgami, troll with zachfoss using memes in Status Updates, make bad puns with Scythuz, play a lot of RM games and report bugs\errors, adding support bars in my large ass signature in the meantime.

I easily give likes to the likeable, mostly to palladinthug here, because that guy is totally awesome and a valuable member of this community like many others.

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What I can offer to rpgmakerweb:
 

Brotherly Love (with Ralph):

http://postimg.org/image/mw6x1svs5/

Poetry (with Lalph):
http://postimg.org/image/f7zk9m161/

Awful Awesome TEA puns (with the Slydragon):

http://postimg.org/image/snalbv1n3/

Puns in the Online Users List:

http://postimg.org/image/z00mvvu25/
 
What I think of this place
Oh gosh where to start, rpgmakerweb is such an amazing place and a wonderful community, it's like a 2nd home to me, there are a lot of cool\friendly\helpful people here.Don't ask me to mention everyone now because I'm terrible with names and I have a really really bad memory...ahahah
 
RM and the Future
I started with the trial of VX and then I brought the awesome ACE...so yes I'm a newbie, I don't have a lot of knowledge regarding the old and classic tools.
I'm neither an artist or a scripter right now but I still manage to get the job done in some way (call me a Jack of All if you want), I can edit graphic\scripts and I'm decent with mapping and character design.
Playing a lot of RM games helped me to improve with the tool (and apparently helped the developers too, since I like to give feedback to them).I plan to become a scripter in future and make a few games too.
If you're insane enough and you read all this papyrus scroll then you pleased the Dark Lord!I hope I'll be able to stay in this awesome place for a long time, and continue to make friends corrupt more people for my Dark Army.

That's all!

*After the large-crappy and terribly late introduction Dalph bows*

I didn't take *DesperateMeasurez to write all of this, not at all.

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