Okay sweetie!

Just a short list of what I like in a game:
-sexy beefcake guys in risky situations

-snazzy, outrageous, surprising dialogue
-when the game leaves me hanging (like, I have a task but then something else comes along)
-REAL FRICKIN' STRANGE MYSTERY à la Gene Wolfe or summat

-boobs (don't have to be naked boobs but it's a bonus)

-adorable portraits with smiles that make my chest cramp
-secret rooms
-secret passages that cut back to somewhere I've been before in a satisfying way
-naked knights with lovely hair

-flowers
Hope that helps!