Oh my GOSH. Never needed more help, guys!

[kerbonklin]

Something wrong with Sebastian?

Sebastian is a butler's name.

ALL BUTLERS ARE NAMED SEBASTIAN.

Always.

Every time.

 

[West Mains]

Something wrong with Sebastian?

No, just the way you worded that sentence was very, very funny.

 

[Alkorri]

*groans* Black Butler

 

[McTricky]

I'd say Tristan, with its name variant roots meaning "trio", "three" or "third born".