Punch Bears

[Makio-Kuta]

DOWNLOAD AND PUNCH SOME BEARS!​

STORY
After hours toiling away in the dredge of reality, Ulrika retreats in on herself and caves in to an overwhelming need to punch many bears. Luckily, there are many bears to be punched. Only Ulrika can punch all these bears and find true peace in her mind and soul. But, is there enough bears in existance to truly calm the raging heart of our heroine? Or will the bears run short and she will be forever stuck in a never ending loop of unsatisfactory levels of bear punching.

There is only one way to know - Punch Bears until the end.

UPDATE - DECEMBER 22 2013
THE GAME FILE IS BEING UPDATED. INTRODUCING - PUNCH BEARS VERSION R
To unlock the new mode, get a Fantastic rating in Unlimited Bear Works!

Other game updates include:
* NEW ATTACKS IN REGULAR AND UNLIMITED MODE! (like... 1)
* NEW BATTLERS (like.. 1)
* NEW DIALOGUE (totally a selling point in this game)
* NEW CHALLENGING MODE (I guess...)
* NEW MUSIC (that you've all already heard)
* ALL NEW ATTRACT MODE (because I have to have the newest and shiniest scripts available to make my game the BEST)

CHARACTERS

Ulrika: A woman taxed with a hard day at life. She likes to punch bears.

Ralph: A figment on Ulrika's imagination. He can summon bears. Many bears. But, is it enough bears?

SCREENSHOTS

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FEATURES

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You get to punch bears? Do you really need more?

CREDITS
Scripts: Tsukihime ; Racheal ; Yanfly
Bear Battler: Google Image Search [link] [link]
Logo Text: Racheal
Professional Counseling: Racheal ; Archeia ; AstoXx : Indrah
Everything Else: MakioKuta

SUPPORT BARS

CURRENT CHAMPIONS OF THE BEARS

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Destroyers of the Bears:
* Dalph : 10 000 Bears Punched
* AstoXx : 10 000 Bears Punched
* JohnnyR : 5900 Bears Punched

Saviors of the Bears:
* Alexander Amnell : 101 Turns
* Archeia : 91 Turns

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? DOWNLOAD! PUNCH BEARS!
NOW YOU CAN PUNCH BEARS IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE! BRAZILIAN PORTUGUESE IS HERE! (translated and programmed kindly by Maxjonathay!)​

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ULRIKA WAZ HERE.

 

[Archeia]

This is the best game ever. And dat final boss.

 

[Arin]

This is the most ingenious idea ever.

There should be a sequel. Probably Punch Rabbits.

 

[Engr. Adiktuzmiko]

gotta punch bears when I get home...

 

[Dalph]

This is the most ingenious idea ever.

There should be a sequel. Probably Punch Rabbits.

No way, Punch Ralph would be a better sequel. XD

 

[Archeia]

No way, Punch Ralph would be a better sequel. XD

play the game.

 

[Dalph]

play the game.

Played, very addictive if you ask me, you already know why.

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@Makio-Kuta:

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Punching him is priceless, I think I love you, great job on this game...ahahOh and BTW, great facesets.

 

[djDarkX]

It's manliest game ever.  Ulrika punching bears like a boss.

 

[Matseb2611]

Lol. What did I just play? 

Be careful that the animal rights activists don't come knocking on your door.

I like the simplicity of the idea, though I wish there were more bear-punching skillz to utilise. 

 

[sabao]

I reaffirm my support for this concept in the form of GIFs.

 

[Scythuz]

Awesome, what's next though?  Where do we go from here?  Kick seagulls, headbutt manatees, wrestle armadillos, karate chop ostriches, slap iguanas?  There's a whole new world waiting for us!

 

[Chaos Avian]

This is ridiculous, silly and mad. I LOVE THIS!~ <3

 

[Kes]

Priceless, simply priceless!

A wonderful addition to my life's experiences.

 

[Makio-Kuta]

Haha Thank you everyone! I am stuck at work when I shouldn't be yet again and strongly remembering why I made this game (to punch bears) so it is very nice to read your comments!

@matseb2611 Some different skills may have been a good idea, but at the time I was making this game I only had two things on my mind and that was punching bears and REALLY punching bears.

@scythuz slap iguanas is the most hilarious combination of words

Again, seeing people enjoying my silly little stress relief game really brightens my day!

 

[AstoXx]

This is one of the best games out there. I mean, it's not exactly 7 Towers levels of good (but then, what is?) but it's just... so oddly addictive. Also, there are never enough bears. NEVER ENOUGH.

 

[Dalph]

I demand a support bar for this thing, seriously.

 

[Makio-Kuta]

I demand a support bar for this thing, seriously.

As you command.

 

[Engr. Adiktuzmiko]

Punch punch punch!!! it's a nice banner

 

[Indrah]

Needs "Grope" skill for boss fight =3

 

[Dalph]

As you command.

Nice, I added it in my signature^^