Punch Bears

[AstoXx]

@Dalph - Thanks <3 and oho, the bear puncher Asto sees his first true challenge

Challenge, dear Maki?

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I THINK NOT

 

[Archeia]

I have set a new record.

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[Dalph]

@AstoXx:

Better start to tremble pal, Bearminator Dalph doesn't forgive.

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And "I will not cheat", because everyone can open the game (since it's unprotected) and modify the value of that variable in a certain integer number.

I'm too prideful to do that, I prefer to accept the defeat instead of cheating.

EDIT:

Here ya go! This is my Christmas gift for you AstoXx:

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As I've stated, no kind of cheats were used to accomplish this, just regular badass punches and a lot of free time. XD

Took me a lot of time (roughly 4-5 hours, but with a lot of random pauses).

I aspired to 3000 bears but at a certain point I lost the count, that's why of the 2900...but in the end I'm still satisfied.

This is absolutely the best I can do, if someone is more crazy than me and can do better than this without cheating, I will gladly accept the defeat.

That's all! It's Bearminator Dalph AstoXx, remember well this name.

Merry Christmas!

 

[Makio-Kuta]

Goodness, Ulrika is so proud of you both. Or... she would be, if she weren't so busy punching bears.


Where as I simply wonder if I can borrow some of the both of your's free time haha

 

[Kes]

I aspired to 3000 bears but at a certain point I lost the count, that's why of the 2900...but in the end I'm still satisfied.

Awesome. Simply awesome.

 

[Arin]

What if someone Punched Bears continuously for 24 hours...? I would worship that person immediately.

 

[Archeia]

lol wow these two are enjoying the punching a lot.

 

[Makio-Kuta]

@glorious Arin - I think i would worship then too haha

@archeia - your record is remaining unchallenged o: though it's a pretty rocking record for that mode so I can see why no one wants to touch it haha

 

[Dalph]

@archeia - your record is remaining unchallenged o: though it's a pretty rocking record for that mode so I can see why no one wants to touch it haha

It's only because I hate Ralph, and punching bears will make him suffer, that's why...ahahah

At the end I have no reason to help them.

 

[kerbonklin]

It's only because I hate Ralph, and punching bears will make him suffer, that's why...ahahah

But you have 2 Ralphs in your signature..... o_o

 

[Dalph]

But you have 2 Ralphs in your signature..... o_o

One and a half to be precise.

I only added him for joke, mainly to show the conflict between him and my character.

 

[Archeia]

It's only because I hate Ralph, and punching bears will make him suffer, that's why...ahahah


At the end I have no reason to help them.

Actually, don't you see? The futility of not being able to save the bear HURTS MORE. The Powerlessness of the event. Tsk, tsk, and you call yourself the dark side.

 

[Dalph]

Actually, don't you see? The futility of not being able to save the bear HURTS MORE. The Powerlessness of the event. Tsk, tsk, and you call yourself the dark side.

That's why I lost (on purpose) in the third turn.

Prolonging the suffering is a common stereotype attributed to all the villains, and it's also one of the biggest mistakes that leads them to their defeat.

I'm not that clichè my dear.

 

[Archeia]

Clearly you don't understand Sadism to its fullest.

 

[Dalph]

Clearly you don't understand Sadism to its fullest.

Sadism is for crazy puppies, real villains are direct and without emotions.

 

[Bloodmorphed]

I think I have stumbled upon pure genius lol.

 

[kerbonklin]

Make that 3 Ralphs.

YOU SECRETLY LOVE HIM DON'T YOU?!?!

YOU MONSTER!

 

[Dalph]

Make that 3 Ralphs.

YOU SECRETLY LOVE HIM DON'T YOU?!?!

YOU MONSTER!

No way...just no way, I punch him everyday.

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Will try also to beat Archeia's (Mrs Ralph) highscore, since she wants sadism, I will gladly give her that.

 

[kerbonklin]

Oh hoh ho!

SM party at Ralph's place!

 

[wallacethepig]

Punch Bears is actually Half-Life 3.

Also, I really want a bear suit now. Not for me to wear, of course. I'll give it to someone (like Ralph, for instance) so the whole world can beat him up.

-Wallace