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If you haven't read 50 Shades of Grey yet, I heartily reccommend it! ...it's funny because some of you will think I'm being ironic when I'm totally not. I've read parts if it and now I'm gearing up for a full read -- it is just THAT BAD. I also think it's interesting from a sociological perspective! Why is it so popular? Is mommy-porn going to be a thing that's in the main streamm now? ONLY TIME WILL TELL.
Well, I'll tell you this. My second-cousin works as an editor at a publisher, and she claims that they have received HUNDREDS of quickly submitted 'mommy-porn' novels ever since the "Shades" series came out... Most are - in her words - very similar in their method. People meet, there's an event, and they do it. Lather, rinse, repeat, throughout the whole book.

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Well, I'll tell you this. My second-cousin works as an editor at a publisher, and she claims that they have received HUNDREDS of quickly submitted 'mommy-porn' novels ever since the "Shades" series came out... Most are - in her words - very similar in their method. People meet, there's an event, and they do it. Lather, rinse, repeat, throughout the whole book.

GB
There's a huge boom of dystopia down in the teen fiction world, probably stemming from The Hunger Games .-. And I've found one plot more often than not:

Arranged/forced marriages girl, doesn't love her husband (and also may love someone else) and runs off to find someone to love (or runs off to get together with her secret lover). You can find at least two of these in a teen fiction section, if not more.
 

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My wife read the 50 shades books, because she needed to know why everyone was talking about them. She said they were terrible, she struggled through the second book, but couldn't continue to read such poor writing and not even get aroused.

She said they were worse then Twighlight and Danielle Steele books. She did enjoy the Sookie Stackhouse books (especially the early ones), she said those had some great porny scenes.
 

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Tumblr has been a nonstop source for excerpts of that book. It is supposed to be a joke, right? Because if its not...

@Zasian:

I haven't found the books yet at the library, so looks like I gotta buy! xD
 

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Anything by Dave Eggers is pretty good. I really liked the book A Heartbreaking Work of a Staggering Genius. I like David Sedaris' writing too. Always good for a laugh.

As far as classical literature goes, Arabian Nights are a pretty easy read, depending on the translation. I'd recommend the Signet Classics version of the stories as they're probably the best translated ones I've read.
 

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Magitek that sucks. But Kingdom of the Serpent is worth the money. It couldn't be too expensive by now (not that I actually know how long they've been around for xD)

(Off topic) I wish I had my own suit of Magitek Armour lol.
 
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@tpasmall:

I have the Arabian Nites. It was the Barnes and Nobles version. I read it twice and on my third go through, I had to put it down. Innocent women dying left and right. :( For classics, anyone read The Iliad or The Odyssey? Or maybe Sherlock Holmes and Twenty Thousands Leagues Under the Sea? They are some amazing classics!

@Zasian:

I'm definitely going to get it. The summary sounds great! Absolutely my kind of book! :wub:
 

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@Magitek: OH MAN I LOVE THE ODYSSEY <3

I have a really nice translation of it, too -- with classics like that, the translation quality is key insofar as enjoyment goes. @___@
 

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Then may i ask, which translation you have, finding a good one is pretty hard yet key. :3
 

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MagitekElite said:
I have the Arabian Nites. It was the Barnes and Nobles version. I read it twice and on my third go through, I had to put it down. Innocent women dying left and right. :(
It's not a book for the average reader, but the whole premise of the book is how loving and clever women can be. Schrezade is the complete opposite of Shahryar and changes him because of her faithfulness.

For classics, anyone read The Iliad or The Odyssey? Or maybe Sherlock Holmes and Twenty Thousands Leagues Under the Sea? They are some amazing classics!
I have all of those! 20,000 leagues I'm not a huge fan of, but as Emmy said, translation is everything. I have a really good translation of the odyssey (penguin classics), and its a great book. Really almost anything by Penguin or Signet is going to be a good translation of a classic. The Barnes and Nobles classics are alright, but on non-English translations they tend to cut corners. (Same goes for the free Kindle classics)
 

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@ Emmych:

Awesome! Which translation do you have, if I may ask?

@tpasmall:

Oh yes, I know its not. I just couldn't get through it a third time. xD

Oh? What do you mean cut corners? I have another version of The Odyssey (Bantam Classics), but how should I check which is more accurate? I did find myself enjoying the Barnes and Noble version more, but I would like to know of other translations that are better. As for 20,000 leagues, why not? :o

What about Gulliver's Travels or Oliver Twist, or maybe Moby Dick? Those are some really great classics! :)
 
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Certain versions tend to literally translate words instead of translating them within context, making the story harder to follow. The Penguin books, at least from my experience, keep true to the original text while translating things by context.
 

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To re-iterate what a lot of people have mentioned, but George R. R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series - watching the HBO version is great and all, but the books are truly amazing and he has such a rare talent for storytelling.

H.P. Lovecraft is always worth reading - you can get his completed works relatively cheap or free these days and some of his stuff will haunt you.

Jorge Luis Borges - specifically the Library of Babel - really awesome.

Douglas Adams - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is hilarious and one of those rare must-read titles.

Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series is fun and entertaining enough, though I find it not as entertaining or well-crafted as, say, ol Georgie's books up top. Plus he has no grasp of numbers it would seem. The small 'rebel army' only consists of 300,000 soldiers... wut, that is bigger than some frickin countries!

If you were a fan of the TV series '24', then Vince Flynn's books are must-read material. I was a huge fan of 24, so reading his books was pretty much like reading 24. In fact, Vince Flynn assisted with creating Season 5 of the show, which was arguably the best season.

Lord of the Rings is another one of those must-read titles.
 

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Totally going to dust off this thread now...

I just finished reading the first two books in Ben Aaronovitch's Rivers of London series.

Midnight Riot (also goes by Rivers of London in the UK):

Probationary Constable Peter Grant dreams of being a detective in London’s Metropolitan Police. Too bad his superior plans to assign him to the Case Progression Unit, where the biggest threat he’ll face is a paper cut. But Peter’s prospects change in the aftermath of a puzzling murder, when he gains exclusive information from an eyewitness who happens to be a ghost. Peter’s ability to speak with the lingering dead brings him to the attention of Detective Chief Inspector Thomas Nightingale, who investigates crimes involving magic and other manifestations of the uncanny. Now, as a wave of brutal and bizarre murders engulfs the city, Peter is plunged into a world where gods and goddesses mingle with mortals and a long-dead evil is making a comeback on a rising tide of magic.
Moon over Soho:

BODY AND SOULThe song. That’s what London constable and sorcerer’s apprentice Peter Grant first notices when he examines the corpse of Cyrus Wilkins, part-time jazz drummer and full-time accountant, who dropped dead of a heart attack while playing a gig at Soho’s 606 Club. The notes of the old jazz standard are rising from the body—a sure sign that something about the man’s death was not at all natural but instead supernatural.

Body and soul—they’re also what Peter will risk as he investigates a pattern of similar deaths in and around Soho. With the help of his superior officer, Detective Chief Inspector Thomas Nightingale, the last registered wizard in England, and the assistance of beautiful jazz aficionado Simone Fitzwilliam, Peter will uncover a deadly magical menace—one that leads right to his own doorstep and to the squandered promise of a young jazz musician: a talented trumpet player named Richard “Lord” Grant—otherwise known as Peter’s dear old dad.
Things I enjoyed about these books (in no particular order):

- The protagonist (Peter) is of a mixed race and it's not handled in an awkward way. He's also got dimension - he's believable, with both qualities that make him a hero and faults that make him human. He screws up at times, and that makes the plot even better.

- Although it's about magic, there's quite a bit of science and modern invention thrown in. In that respect, it's a police investigative novel first and magical fantasy second. I definitely didn't get that feeling from the book description, but I think it also made the books more memorable.

- The first novel had plot twists that were a genuine surprise, but in retrospect I realize that there were a lot of subtle hints that make sense once you know the big twist (kind of like Sixth Sense). I was able to guess a couple of the twists in the second novel, but there were still a few surprises.

- There's a lot of info about London, and it's the kind of stuff that you don't see in a tourist book. It was very cool and very interesting to read, as it made the city come alive.

- The second book is about jazz music, and it's also just full of both factual information. It just leaves you with a feeling that jazz is very cool.

- There's a variety of emotion - humor, tense moments, drama.

- I like the writing style.

So, thumbs up from me. Get a copy if you get a chance. :D
 

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I'm into mainstream books mentioned and also into classics.

Count of Monte Cristo by Dumas

Les Miserables by Hugo

Reading Les Miserables for a book report, not bad

heard about Monte Cristo, and I heard its like the 19th century (1800's) version of the ABC drama "Revenge"
 

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I noticed a lot of people mentioning the Hunger Games earlier. If you liked that series, then you would love Battle Royale.
 

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I think I'm the only guy that actually likes the Firelight series. I know in my entire book club at my school did not seemed to like it other than the girls and the teachers I thoroughly enjoyed it.
 
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H.P. Lovecraft. Probably mentioned before in this thread, but I will say it again.

In my mind, Lovecraft and Dante Alighieri are some of the best literary minds in history (not THE best, but you can't deny their sheer intelligence with writing). These are my favorite authors (well, one is a poet technically), and for good reason. Both the Divine Comedy and the Cthulhu Mythos have affected our modern culture in more ways than you can even imagine. In fact, you may completely overlook everyday things that have actually come to be because of things like these.

My recommendation to anyone with about $30, head out to Barnes and Nobles. They now have hard-bound leather versions of both "The Complete Works of Lovecraft" and "The Divine Comedy". They were both $20 at my local store, with a buy one get one half off deal. I snagged them both right away and I have been reading them over and over again.
 

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You can't go wrong with reading the oldies and goodies; namely The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. The movies are great, too!
 

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@Lunarea Have you ever checked the Peter and the Starcatchers series? It's kind of juvenile, but it's real easy reading and it's really enjoyable. It's about how Peter Pan became Peter Pan. It takes some real liberties with the story that can be corny at times, but never to the point of taking away from the story. I highly recommend it for easy reading!

Also for more great juvenile reading, I've been snapping up all the Three Investigator books I can get my hands on. It's a series about three kids who have a secret hideout in a junkyard and solve mysteries and get into adventures. Way better than the Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew. The characters are more relatible, the stories more interesting and all around just better. For the best work, check out any of the books written by Robert Arthur. The mystery of the screaming clock is my personal favorite.
 
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