Event Secret Santa 2018 aka the IGMC Review Trade Thread

[hiddenone]

Played Umbral and left my comments on its page. I think I'll check out some of the igmc games with threads here, so I'll bow out of the secret santa for now.

 

[Paladin-Cleric of Awesome]

Ok done! posted review! please put me doown for the next group! thank you!

 

[FalseCitrine]

@hadecynn I've posted you review on your submission page.

Great game! I really enjoyed it.

 

[hadecynn]

@FalseCitrine Thanks! If you want, send me your game through a Google Drive or Dropbox link or something and I'll play through it and give you feedback.

 

[bgillisp]

Ok, Group E is ready to go. I had 11 this time.

Spoiler: Group E

@Mrs_Allykat : https://forums.rpgmakerweb.com/index.php?threads/the-last-journey-igmc-2018.102716/
@yopeople : https://lazybumstudio.itch.io/fading-remnants
@Tuomo L : https://itch.io/jam/igmc2018/rate/335936
@RetroExcellent : https://itch.io/jam/igmc2018/rate/337061
@Kato-A : https://itch.io/jam/igmc2018/rate/330963
@Jesse - PVGames : https://yobob.itch.io/a-lovers-rpg-demo
@hadecynn : https://paladin-cleric-of-awesome.itch.io/a-witches-heart
@gambitben : https://itch.io/jam/igmc2018/rate/336386
@SeaPhoenix : https://itch.io/jam/igmc2018/rate/337070
@Gabrelik : https://itch.io/jam/igmc2018/rate/326401
@Paladin-Cleric of Awesome : https://hadecynn.itch.io/abyss-of-oblivion

Due to work obligations I will probably not be able to assign another group until Thursday or Friday. But as of this post there should be no one waiting to be assigned.

@FalseCitrine : I need an extra reviewer for Fairy Cabs, as that one got left off of Group C by mistake. Can you do that one? The link is: https://slimmmeiske2.itch.io/fairy-cabs

 

[yopeople]

@Jesse - PVGames I finished your review.
I'm up for another one.

 

[hadecynn]

@Paladin-Cleric of Awesome I've finished your review and left it on the itch page.
@bgillisp Can go for another round.

 

[Hanson85711]

Hey is it alright if I join in on this too?
My game's here: https://itch.io/jam/igmc2018/rate/337093

 

[Mrs_Allykat]

I get to review Jesse's game?! Score! (P.S. doctor's visit tomorrow, so please be a bit patient. I'll get it done as soon as I can!)

 

[Paladin-Cleric of Awesome]

Done. No time for the rest of the week to review as I have like a million things on, but I'll be back next week i it's going on!

 

[Jesse - PVGames]

@yopeople - I think you reviewed the wrong game (it was supposed to be Fading Remnants: https://lazybumstudio.itch.io/fading-remnants) - but I did review your game, which is on your itch.io page.

@bgillisp - I am good for another whenever. Thank you!

 

[SJWebster]

I've downloaded my assignment, sadly been ill the past couple of days so not got round to playing it yet. Hoping to be back to normal in the next day or two and then I'll take a proper look

 

[FalseCitrine]

@bgillisp No problem. I'll do it this evening.

@hadecynn Thanks! I'll see about doing that after I get off work.

 

[MrB]

@Mrs_Allykat Sorry it took me so long! I posted my review on your itch.io page!

I'd like to apply for round F/G: https://itch.io/jam/igmc2018/rate/332980

 

[yopeople]

@Gabrelik finished your review
@Jesse - PVGames Oh I actually entered the wrong name haha. I reviewed your game for the fun of it hahaha

 

[Gabrelik]

@yopeople , thanks!

 

[Mrs_Allykat]

@Jesse - PVGames Review is up, placed both here and at itch.

 

[Jesse - PVGames]

Thanks @Mrs_Allykat that is some mighty high praise! It is very appreciated.

 

[RetroExcellent]

@gambitben - Your review and ratings are up
@bgillisp - I'm up for another round if you need spots filled.

 

[Tuomo L]

@Mrs_Allykat So I'm your secret santa here and uh...

I am not going to lie, I absolutely hated it. I am not going to leave Itch.Io review but I'll leave it here. Well, it's not review, just me rambling about it. It was a painful experience. I'm sorry already in advance.

Spoiler: Spoilers

The story is really weird and bad. The main character has absolute no personality.

There's tons of visual inconsistencies that bother me from the very start of the game. Sometimes the characters have face graphics in the messages, sometimes they don't. I really recommend picking one or another. The rainbow scrolls up and down with you and looks really cheap because of that. Rainbows don't work that way.

The game annoys me on so many levels that this would turn into essay if I wrote everything down. One of the biggest offenders is that people actually spell out their emotions, literally saying stuff like "BLUSH!" and that's the whole message. The dialogue is not very good even when it's not doing that. Some sprites have graphical errors, like the old grandma has small line of pixels that appear over her head when she walks in certain directions. Same with battle sprites, some have them very noticeable.

Your save files have plenty of variables like Selector and SelectorX and SelectorY visible.

I absolutely can't get into the game at all, the mood is completely taken from that one damn song that sounds like a prancing drunk hobbit dancing around and swaying back and forth and it never ****ing ends. ****ing drunk hobbit song playing from the moment you enter the cafe and it just loops endlessly. It was driving me so crazy that I had to mute the whole game because I wanted to strangle someone after only 10 minutes of playing the game and listening to that same damn song from the very start all the way to the cave. The rest of the music is just as mind numbingly repetitive, but please put less drunk hobbit songs!!!! J-Pop, death metal, Reggae, anything but please, please change that song!!

Why the hell do rats and bats scream like pigs when you attack them?!

If you run away from bees, you don't get the honey that it told you've got.

Why don't you get money from resting at tent or inn and only at cafe? Seems really weird and forced constrain.

Running from ghost in the cemetry sent me all the way back to waldorf forrest?!?! Ragequit, I'm done.

I had absolute miserable time but tried to finish it because I was given this as a secret santa. I couldn't, I just couldn't. The game literally pushed me back at the start of the whole enemy filled chaser area, twice. I tried, I really, really, really tried to beat this game and give it a fair chance. But the game punished me so much that I lost even the smallest of the investments I had for it. I tried, I really, really, tried to enjoy it. But it was painful experience from start until I stopped.

The game feels like it should be R18 game but obviously has none of that. The dialogue, pacing and everything is like from Ecchi game. This game really needed that because as of now, it feels very lackluster and like it builds up to that but never delivers.

I have a lot more to say but none of it is positive. I'm just going to leave the score here.

1/5 stars and that's because I can't give 0 stars.