Some quarantine humor

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With everyone across this huge planet having to stay home and quarantine, I thought I might add some humor to break the boredom and monotony. Feel free to add to these.

You might be in quarantine If:

The number of rolls of toilet paper exceed the number of miles you drive in a day.

Pajamas are now part of your company attire.

Your coffee breaks include walking the dog.

Can you think of any more?
 
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You might be in quarantine if:

You know which webcam filters can successfully replace make up.

Your dining room table looks like a high tech call center.

You can finally say "See? Wasn't it nice I bought this after all?" to your family regarding that bread maker/deluxe food processor/dumpling steamer/other "simple" cooking tools that used to be buried under a decade of dust.
 

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you might be in quarantine if:
-you finally understand what's that strange career your son is getting into.
-you get to say more than just "mornin' " and "evenin' " to your neighbor.
-you actually get to watch that TV show you've been hearing so much about in the news.
-you finally get to sort your wardrobe the way you always wanted it.
 

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You lose your shoes because you haven't worn them in 2 weeks. (To be fair, I have done this a lot just from being a homebody that works from home anyway).
 

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A trip to the grocery store is your excitement for the week.
I'll second that. So exciting standing in line for paper towels and toilet paper or at my store standing in line to get inside the store due to full capacity.
 

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You know you're in quarantine if:

An Error Pops Up On Your RPGMakerMV.exe
and it says
"Error: CoronaVirus! - See You In A Few Weeks"

LULZzzzzz
 

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You have to use your phone to know what day of the week it is.

You finally have time to work on game making.
 

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The Hot guy at work you flirt with is married... To you.

Your kid('s) start asking when they can get back to school and sigh at the idea a holiday is comming up first.

Everyone Treaths you like your the most sane person ever for staaying at home and limiting social contacts
 

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Here's a joke....

:ewink: Knock! Knock!
:hsrs: Go home, dude! I ain't letting you inside. Jive with me in Discord or something.

...yes, it was intentionally cheesy
 

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