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You have to remember, I never made it out of Midgar because the plot was so convoluted and mindlessly boring. I've seen bits and pieces of the rest of the game through my friend playing it. If stuff was explained somewhere in the game, and I didn't see it, I don't know about it. It also doesn't help that when I've asked people before to explain the plot to be, they've often just went "It's hard to explain, you need to play it".
A lot of my confusion about the plot simply arises from the contradictions I've seen or the missing gaps that I didn't see.
I got to the point where the game asked me to retrieve batteries to open to the hatch to the surface. At that point I said, "I'm 3 hours into this game, still running freakin' tutorials, and now I'm running a fetch quest" and just quit.
I've seen the ending of the game (I cannot lie that the whole meteor thing going through all the planets is freakin' awesome) and some of the stuff in between... It's just all really confusing to me to piece together and nobody has ever really tried to explain to me what the plot of the game actually was.
On top of that, seeing "Advent Children" and playing that one game where you're the guy in the red coat shooting at things... Yeah, that kind of just confused me even more. Like, why is Sephiroth still alive at that point? What are all the children for? Why is Shinra suddenly attacking places for no reason? Why has Cloud reverted back to "blood knight robot who now has a garden"?
Near as I could grasp the storyline for what I saw is this:
We start out playing as a bunch of terrorists who don't even know if what they're doing is going to work. They kill innocent people (both from power outages and from the assaults on the generators) and generally cause havoc. The guy I play as is like Squall... except less talkative and more likely to get laid. I spend some time listening to Barret and wishing he got shot in the face so I didn't have to endure his character as he explains to me why we're blowing stuff up, when my character was "hired" to do it and doesn't care why (despite the three separate occasions where he's said he doesn't care what the job is, just wants paid... two of them to Barret). So, we meet the flower selling lady and hang out with her for reasons that seem to just be a shoe-horned in romance subplot to give Cloud some personality beyond "I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be". I got some flash backs of Cloud apparently going to fight Sephiroth and then we talk to Tifa who goes on and on about some memories that Cloud insists he doesn't have or even care about... Then, we have to try to get to the next reactor! So, we dress up Cloud like a woman (which was actually pretty hilarious, I enjoyed that bit) and get a keycard or some such off the rich perverted rapist (or is probably a rapist, the game kind of leaves it up in the air). So, we need to get to this hatch and climb up a ladder to do it, but when we get there, we need some batteries or something or it won't open. I quit right there. I saw my friend play the part where Aeris dies... I saw some part where we're told that the Sephiroth in the scene with Cloud at the beginning was some kind of clone or something... Or he was Sephiroth, but he wasn't... I saw some of the stuff at the Golden Saucer... I saw some stuff where the weird cat thingie was a spy but also a robot (which is weird, and quite obvious, but maybe that was the point from the programmer's perspective?). I saw part of obtaining the super intelligent dog thing... I saw parts of where Sephiroth was talking about Genova and a bunch of his dialogue made it sound like it was a God, or the planet, or the planet God... or his mom... and some of the dialogue leaned a bit towards the "incest" part of the spectrum... Then, I saw the final battle with Sephiroth and most of the ending.
Everything beyond that... Yeah, I have no clue. From what information I do have (which is cobbled together from what I've seen, what I've played, or even what other players have talked about), it sounds like a really huge mess of a story that's 9000 times more confusing than trying to wrap your mind around string theory.
But, maybe I am just stupid. I mean, I didn't really understand the plot of Final Fantasy 12 either (in which, we're playing badguys rebelling against a country that really hasn't done anything wrong, and the plot is meant to make sense?).
A lot of my confusion about the plot simply arises from the contradictions I've seen or the missing gaps that I didn't see.
I got to the point where the game asked me to retrieve batteries to open to the hatch to the surface. At that point I said, "I'm 3 hours into this game, still running freakin' tutorials, and now I'm running a fetch quest" and just quit.
I've seen the ending of the game (I cannot lie that the whole meteor thing going through all the planets is freakin' awesome) and some of the stuff in between... It's just all really confusing to me to piece together and nobody has ever really tried to explain to me what the plot of the game actually was.
On top of that, seeing "Advent Children" and playing that one game where you're the guy in the red coat shooting at things... Yeah, that kind of just confused me even more. Like, why is Sephiroth still alive at that point? What are all the children for? Why is Shinra suddenly attacking places for no reason? Why has Cloud reverted back to "blood knight robot who now has a garden"?
Near as I could grasp the storyline for what I saw is this:
We start out playing as a bunch of terrorists who don't even know if what they're doing is going to work. They kill innocent people (both from power outages and from the assaults on the generators) and generally cause havoc. The guy I play as is like Squall... except less talkative and more likely to get laid. I spend some time listening to Barret and wishing he got shot in the face so I didn't have to endure his character as he explains to me why we're blowing stuff up, when my character was "hired" to do it and doesn't care why (despite the three separate occasions where he's said he doesn't care what the job is, just wants paid... two of them to Barret). So, we meet the flower selling lady and hang out with her for reasons that seem to just be a shoe-horned in romance subplot to give Cloud some personality beyond "I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be". I got some flash backs of Cloud apparently going to fight Sephiroth and then we talk to Tifa who goes on and on about some memories that Cloud insists he doesn't have or even care about... Then, we have to try to get to the next reactor! So, we dress up Cloud like a woman (which was actually pretty hilarious, I enjoyed that bit) and get a keycard or some such off the rich perverted rapist (or is probably a rapist, the game kind of leaves it up in the air). So, we need to get to this hatch and climb up a ladder to do it, but when we get there, we need some batteries or something or it won't open. I quit right there. I saw my friend play the part where Aeris dies... I saw some part where we're told that the Sephiroth in the scene with Cloud at the beginning was some kind of clone or something... Or he was Sephiroth, but he wasn't... I saw some of the stuff at the Golden Saucer... I saw some stuff where the weird cat thingie was a spy but also a robot (which is weird, and quite obvious, but maybe that was the point from the programmer's perspective?). I saw part of obtaining the super intelligent dog thing... I saw parts of where Sephiroth was talking about Genova and a bunch of his dialogue made it sound like it was a God, or the planet, or the planet God... or his mom... and some of the dialogue leaned a bit towards the "incest" part of the spectrum... Then, I saw the final battle with Sephiroth and most of the ending.
Everything beyond that... Yeah, I have no clue. From what information I do have (which is cobbled together from what I've seen, what I've played, or even what other players have talked about), it sounds like a really huge mess of a story that's 9000 times more confusing than trying to wrap your mind around string theory.
But, maybe I am just stupid. I mean, I didn't really understand the plot of Final Fantasy 12 either (in which, we're playing badguys rebelling against a country that really hasn't done anything wrong, and the plot is meant to make sense?).

