Terrible Joke Snowman - Joke Request

[Chef]

Hello,

There is a snowman in Almanac that tells the most terrible jokes or dad jokes when you give him coins or socks.

So I'm asking for your jokes.
If you want to I'll add your name to the credits.

They can be as weird or dark as you'd like, but keep a "12 years old and up" game rating in mind.

Thanks in advance!

 

[Neo_Kum0rius_6000]

Hello,

There is a snowman in Almanac that tells the most terrible jokes or dad jokes when you give him coins or socks.

So I'm asking for your jokes.
If you want to I'll add your name to the credits.

They can be as weird or dark as you'd like, but keep a "12 years old and up" game rating in mind.

Thanks in advance!

Hey ask me if you can take a chunk of my snow...
Protagonists: Can I take a chunk???

I'am not that cool, so Noman!!!

 

[mlogan]

I've moved this thread to Ideas and Prototypes. Please be sure to post your threads in the correct forum next time. Thank you.

This is not a support question and well, I'm not really sure where else it should go, so since it is looking for game specific input, this is where I put it. Might not be the ideal place though.

 

[Animebryan]

Here's a list that might be helpful
http://pun.me/pages/christmas-jokes.php

 

[Grunwave]

This Snowman better kill himself in the credits.

 

[Wavelength]

"I ran into my old friend Frosty the other day. He said he could go for a bite...... so I bit him!"

 

[Chef]

Hey ask me if you can take a chunk of my snow...
Protagonists: Can I take a chunk???

I'am not that cool, so Noman!!!

Thanks, I'll add it to the list

Here's a list that might be helpful
http://pun.me/pages/christmas-jokes.php

It's not for christmas persé, the snowman appears throughout the game, even inside a lava cave (he's sweating tho). Thanks anyways.

"I ran into my old friend Frosty the other day. He said he could go for a bite...... so I bit him!"

Thank you, I'll also add this one.