There is a well liked person on this site who worked in a call centre doing customer support. That person once posted what it was like from the other end of the phone line. I think the comment about trained monkeys is, to say the least, a somewhat sweeping generalisation, as I believe this person when he or she wrote about trying to be helpful and getting nowhere because of the customer's attitude/reactions/etc/
It was a joke - not meant to be taken literally.
Do you really think you read that post in good faith, if you think I actually hold the position that
all costumer support ever is horrible?
I know very well that many people who call costumer support probably have the mental efficiency of
a gorilla baby that was dropped on its head at birth, but hey - I'm not unfamiliar with bad
customer support either.
The real problem in most cases, lies in failed communication - because neither of the people
in the conversation have a good way of conveying what is actually wrong. The costumer, because
they often lack the proper knowledge to convey the problem in a way that makes sense
to the professional, and the professionals because while they might be professionals at
the thing they're supposed to help with, they are not professionals at unpacking a lay-persons
incoherent rants about their products.
Anyway - as I said, it was just a joke, alluding to a common phrase you find in
internet-related customer support messages (have you never seen similar phrases
seen in information blurbs once a site is down?).