The Rant/Rave Thread

[AstoXx]

I once got arrested. It was awesome.

 

[Knightmare]

I figured someone would say something like that eventually ^_^

#20. The guy who leaves empty pizza boxes, half drank pop cans, food debris and cat crap all over the floor and wonders why he has roaches.

#21. Most 70+ year old drivers

 

[Kread-EX]

Is AXE marketted the same in America? Here in Britain it's LYNX and it's advertised as basically you spray it on you and then a thousand women rape you immediately.

Here in France, it's also marketed like this.

And no one wants to smell a teen boy without deodorant. I mean, I got BO within an hour of getting out of the bath, sitting at the computer, without deodorant.

THIS QUOTE. YES.

 

[AstoXx]

LYNX also makes angels get lusty, too. For serious, some guy was surrounded by hot, sexy girl angels who all threw there physical hard-light haloes onto the ground, smashing them in some faux-symbolic gesture and then proceeded to rape him.

 

[Kread-EX]

This is the kind of ad that just makes you want to NOT buy the product.

 

[Psyker]

My #1 rant is about people not accepting responsibility for damaging their own computers and/or other devices.

I work with an Apple Specialist and a customer came in with a broken screen and liquid spill in their MacBook Pro. Then proceeded to ask what are we going to do for them so they don't have to pay for anything.

That just drives me crazy.

 

[Touchfuzzy]

@Psyker, I think that I could cut that down to just "My #1 rant is about people not accepting responsibility."

 

[Ellie Jane]

LYNX just makes me think of Benny Hill :/

 

[PK8]

Is AXE marketted the same in America?

Yes. Oh God, yes.

 

[Ellie Jane]

I can't even smell when guys use deodorant :/

Which leads me to think I personally reek something horrible.

 

[Emmych]

I can't even smell when guys use deodorant :/

Which leads me to think I personally reek something horrible.

Or you're like Grenouille and have no personal scent at all, and will instead mass murder innocent maidens to create the most enchanting perfume on earth

Either that or you have ~the best pheromones ever~ and in that case... hey, how you doin'?

 

[Kread-EX]

Or you're like Grenouille and have no personal scent at all, and will instead mass murder innocent maidens to create the most enchanting perfume on earth

Blood and guts definitely make a bewitching aroma~

...wait, I'm not Penta D:

 

[PK8]

Alright, this has been getting to me a little bit. It's a Facebook thing, but it just bothers the heck out of me. Have any of you ever came across, let's say, a page sharing a picture of a young girl battling cancer and then have the caption reading "Like this if you think she's beautiful?"

I mean it's nice and all but I just feel insulted when I see it. It's like, why would I need to validate my respect for people who go through it by clicking LIKE on a picture? Excuse me for possibly having my tinfoil hat on, but I'm pretty sure these things are just nothing more than shameless ploys to see who can get a huge number of Likes and Shares anyway.

Yes, I just posted about people on a social network. I think I need to re-evaluate my life now. :lol:

 

[ShinGamix]

@PK8 I hate the Facebook posts that posts pic of a animal injured real bad or killed violently and say like this if you are against animal cruelty. I could rage on someone's skull for that and the person who posted it again too!

@Grammer Why is do we all have to type at a post-college level and not use words like alot and alright without making mods upset? Not everyone has been to college and a lot of ppl didn't finish high school. I am glad you all know the webster dictionary by heart buy this isn't school or college is it? I am getting a grade on this? Do I have to stay after school and write sentences on the chalkboard? I try to use spellcheck but sometimes I forget

@Axe Axe isn't only used by douches and *******s. That is like saying mods only eat chicken. Douchebags and *******s use a whole can on themselves (almost typed the evil thierselves that word prob does not exist either) I like the phoenix kind but the rest smell awful. I prefer the use Eternity cologne instead. and guys no woman or girl will sleep with you for wearing axe. If so it would outsell Viagra.

 

[Kread-EX]

@Grammer Why is do we all have to type at a post-college level and not use words like alot and alright without making mods upset? Not everyone has been to college and a lot of ppl didn't finish high school.

What is sad is when foreigners have the impression they speak English better than certain native speakers. Not because we're that good but because they're that bad.

 

[Touchfuzzy]

What is sad is when foreigners have the impression they speak English better than certain native speakers. Not because we're that good but because they're that bad.

Almost every time I've seen someone say "Excuse my English, I am not a native speaker", I would have never known had they not told me.

 

[Lord Valdyr]

This is the kind of ad that just makes you want to NOT buy the product.

I personally am a fan of Old Spice

 

[Sam T. Eagle]

I personally am a fan of Old Spice

I hope you only use the underarm deodorant, only creepy old guys use Old Spice spray.

Anyways, I hate it when people go walking around with fedoras, but instead of wearing a pinstripe suit with the fedora, they wear a damn t-shirt. And they think they're total badasses even though they can't even wear outdated clothes right.

Spoiler

But at the same time, its friggin hilarious.

 

[Emmych]

@the grammar thing: The only reason it ever irritates me is because it makes me think people must not read or something, for their spelling and grammar to be so crummy. And people not reading makes me angry -- if you don't read, you are missing out on a vast wealth of information and different perspectives about the world, and that let's people stay in their little bubbles and awegkhaejgejh IB The idea of people not knowing how to write their own language because they choose not to read (even, like... just reading the newspaper or brochures or something) makes me so angry. XD And I mean, every post you ever make ever is potential practise for getting to know your language better, so I don't like the whole "WHY ARE WE EXPECTED TO WRITE PROPERLY IT'S NOT AN ESSAY~~~~" excuse. Do you suddenly speak in all acronyms or something when talking to your buddy? WELL I MEAN, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEAK CORRECTLY BECAUSE YOU"RE NOT GIVING A SPEECH, AMIRITE

I try not to call people out on it, though, because there is also every possibility that folks with crummy spelling and grammar have some kind of learning disability, and then me telling them to spell better would make me a huge jackass. OTL AND I DON'T WANT TO BE A JACKASS TO PEOPLE OR MAKE THEM FEEL ****TY FOR HAVING A LEARNING DISABILITY. ;__;

although man when words that aren't actually words some how end up in dictionaries because people consistently spell them wrong, that makes me so unbelievably irate that I usually have to sit down and have a steaming cup of tea.>B(

Anyways, I hate it when people go walking around with fedoras, but instead of wearing a pinstripe suit with the fedora, they wear a damn t-shirt. And they think they're total badasses even though they can't even wear outdated clothes right.

omg get out of my head

yes OTL I mean, you can wear a fedora with other things, but MAN you gotta have at least one other classy-ass piece of clothing to go with it. Some kind of coat, or a vest, SOMETHING. Wearing it with a t-shirt is such a fashion no-no.

 

[PK8]

Anyways, I hate it when people go walking around with fedoras, but instead of wearing a pinstripe suit with the fedora, they wear a damn t-shirt. And they think they're total badasses even though they can't even wear outdated clothes right.

Spoiler

But at the same time, its friggin hilarious.

omg get out of my head

yes OTL I mean, you can wear a fedora with other things, but MAN you gotta have at least one other classy-ass piece of clothing to go with it. Some kind of coat, or a vest, SOMETHING. Wearing it with a t-shirt is such a fashion no-no.

Ahhh crap, guilty. This might be just me but I don't wear it to look badass or anything. c|:3 I don't think I'd be able to hurt anybody with my weak appearance.

@PK8 I hate the Facebook posts that posts pic of a animal injured real bad or killed violently and say like this if you are against animal cruelty. I could rage on someone's skull for that and the person who posted it again too!

I saw some people do one for Trayvon Martin and 9/11. "LIKE for respect!" Reminds me of this whole Kony 2012 thing too.