The Unofficial Riddles Thread!

[Nutty171]

It begins with me, and it ends with me.
Its restless arm ever swinging,
Perfect time forever keeping.
What is it?

 

[Tea's Jams]

The man who built it doesn't want it the man who bought doesn't need it the man who needs it doesn't know it.
What is it?

 

[Poryg]

@just1witness Dracula's bed

 

[Tea's Jams]

Yeppers! Or a coffin, if you don't want to be extra.

 

[Poryg]

And where do vampires sleep...

Who walks on four legs at the morning, on two legs through the day and on three legs at the end of the day?

 

[Nutty171]

@Poryg (I heard this one before too) That is one loooooooong day.

 

[Poryg]

What is the difference between a poop, a banana peel and a motorbike?

 

[Nutty171]

@Poryg There's a lot of differences.

 

[Poryg]

@Nutty171 I know, but this is a joke riddle

Spoiler: spoiler: Answer

None. You step on it, you ride.

Why does a blondie open boxed milk while still in the supermarket?

 

[Nutty171]

@Poryg Jokes are much harder to figure out that riddles, I'm not sure if it's even possible!

 

[Poryg]

Alright, added the answer... And added an easier riddle, also a joke riddle though I just hope nobody will report me for spreading hateful or insulting content though :#

 

[Tea's Jams]

You bury me when I'm alive
and dig me up when I die
what am I?

 

[Nutty171]

@just1witness A seed? Or veggie?

 

[Poryg]

Secret?

 

[Aoi Ninami]

It begins with me, and it ends with me.
Its restless arm ever swinging,
Perfect time forever keeping.
What is it?

Looks like no-one answered this one yet. The answer is a metronome, which begins and ends with the letters "me".

 

[Kes]

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