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The unknown culprit killed Lucius, but revived Elly. Now I'll have to live my life with conflicted feelings over this unknown entity.
@UltimateFiremaster7 Wherever we all go, we must make sure that there is absolutely no cellphone reception there. Can't have a horror movie if cell phones actually provide service.
If there ever is another werewolf game hosted on here, I would highly recommend that we all study up on our horror movies so that we stand a better chance at surviving. Learn each and every cliche that is known to mankind. That means :
1) No stopping at a gas station out in the country where a little kid who wears overalls works.
2) No going on a weekend getaway with your college friends.
5) Do not take a shower. Ever.
6) Absolutely no hugging or smooching, or any of that. It results in death every time.
6.5) Do not park your car on a mountain where serial killers or monsters are known to lurk.
A) Lock your doors, and then double lock them...three times.
10) Guys, if you have to go to the bathroom and you're in the woods, just go in your pants. If you even attempt to 'water the plants or trees,' you will get attacked in the back as the camera slow pans in on your from behind.
13) Ladies, do not call your 'friends' the 'b' word. Girls who call eachother that are usually the first to fall victim to villains. It seems that most horror villains have a conscience and do not like to hear people use hurtful terms on one another.
13.2) Also ladies, do not run into the woods while trying to escape a villain. You will trip, try to get back up, and just completely forget how to function as a human being... Run, fall, attempt to get back up, scream louder, then cut to black. (that's how it works every time)
17-Farmers are murderers. Especially when they offer you a ride.
D.17) "Let's split up! We'll have a better chance of..." (Stop right there. Stick together, or you will find yourself at the wrong end of an ill-timed death that is seasoned with a deadly weapon and really bad blood effects)
-Now I know I have left out quite a few, but I need to get back to work. I hope this helps you all see the beauty and truth in horror cinema. If you follow it's guidelines, it'll extend your life by millions of years. Maybe even hundreds.
All that being said, everyone get a good night's sleep tonight. We're all getting up at noon tomorrow.