VX ace giveaway

[baufian]

since posting is not my forte, I have an extra RPG Maker vx ace that my wife got me the day after i bought it. So for fun sake, tell me your most cringe worthy joke, best one will get the copy. 

 

[NeoFantasy]

So, a termite walks into the bar and asks "Hey, is the bartender here?"


I already own Ace so I don't need another copy, just thought I'd post one for fun.

 

[baufian]

So, a termite walks into the bar and asks "Hey, is the bartender here?"


I already own Ace so I don't need another copy, just thought I'd post one for fun.

fair enough. your joke flew over my head and will gnaw away at my brain for a bit.

 

[LunarClassic]

You want cringe? I'll give you cringe.


One day Stephen was in class. Suddenly Joanna stood up and said 'I'll go get a glass of water' and the teacher said Ok.


Later, Joanna returned. When she arrived back in class the teacher said: Oh look! Joanna's back!


AND STEPHEN SAID : YEAH! AND NEXT WEEK THERE'S THE SEQUEL ! JOANNA'S FRONT !!!!!!!!!!


BACK! FRONT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !! 

 

[mjshi]

I also already have Ace but here's my best one:


A man walked into a bar.


He said, "Ouch".

 

[TheTsunaru]

Also do not need the program, but since we're all using bar jokes, I've got one myself.


So a pirate walks into a bar and he's got his ship's steering wheel attached to the fly of his pants. The bartender asks him "Hey buddy, what's with the steering wheel?", and the pirate replies "Arrrr, its been drivin' me nuts all day"

 

[baufian]

Also do not need the program, but since we're all using bar jokes, I've got one myself.


So a pirate walks into a bar and he's got his ship's steering wheel attached to the fly of his pants. The bartender asks him "Hey buddy, what's with the steering wheel?", and the pirate replies "Arrrr, its been drivin' me nuts all day"

your joke is very wooden, and i like it.

 

[baufian]

You want cringe? I'll give you cringe.


One day Stephen was in class. Suddenly Joanna stood up and said 'I'll go get a glass of water' and the teacher said Ok.


Later, Joanna returned. When she arrived back in class the teacher said: Oh look! Joanna's back!


AND STEPHEN SAID : YEAH! AND NEXT WEEK THERE'S THE SEQUEL ! JOANNA'S FRONT !!!!!!!!!!


BACK! FRONT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !! 

winner. but lets just keep her on the side -.^

 

[kaukusaki]

Already own VXA so don't need it. Also, I'm bad at jokes, but I'll give it a shot.


what type of bees produce milk?


boobies. (har, har, juvenile I know).

 

[baufian]

Already own VXA so don't need it. Also, I'm bad at jokes, but I'll give it a shot.


what type of bees produce milk?


boobies. (har, har, juvenile I know).

maybe a little juvenile but..... a little milk and honey ain't hurt no body. lol

 

[HexMozart88]

I also have Ace, but why not. Here's cringe for ya. This is an RPG Maker joke. 


My friend asked me where he could find a copy of RMVXA, though I had told him MV had already been released. I was about to remind him of this again, but could tell he was in Ernest. 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! GET IT?!  

 

[GoodSelf]

I also have ACE, but here it goes!
This joke make not be suitable for all ages, so I've put in in the spoiler below (don't worry, nothing foul or R rated)

Spoiler

Why did Suzy fall off the swing?


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Because she had no arms.


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Knock Knock. Who's there?


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Not Suzy.

 

[HexMozart88]

That is not a joke @GoodSelf. That is what we call an anti-joke. Not the same things. They're more or less designed to be mean. Example:


Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? 


Because he got hit by a bus. 

 

[GoodSelf]

That is not a joke @GoodSelf. That is what we call an anti-joke. Not the same things. They're more or less designed to be mean. Example:


Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? 


Because he got hit by a bus. 

Yea but that's freakin' hilarious. I literally laughed out loud when I read your anti-joke =D


Maybe it's just me, but I find anti-jokes to be too funny XD

 

[HexMozart88]

They can be pretty funny, yes. Here's another one:


Yo mama's so fat...


She should be concerned because diabetes is a big problem.


But anyway, I think we're getting off topic here. These are supposed to be cringey, not hilarious. Like my original joke. Aw, man, that was horrible.  

 

[baufian]

wow you two..... the copy has been given away but enjoying the jokes.

 

[HexMozart88]

Well, as I said. I already have Ace, so this was never about that. Just wanted to make really terrible jokes. 

 

[baufian]

Well, as I said. I already have Ace, so this was never about that. Just wanted to make really terrible jokes. 

well please continue lol

 

[baufian]

That is not a joke @GoodSelf. That is what we call an anti-joke. Not the same things. They're more or less designed to be mean. Example:


Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? 


Because he got hit by a bus. 

i laughed too hard at this.

 

[mlogan]

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