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Face it, there's always at least ONE pun that's actually pretty funny. (I think all of 'em are since I LOVE puns)
Anyway, what the best/worst ones you've ever heard? I've got a few.
Anyway, what the best/worst ones you've ever heard? I've got a few.
- How does Moses make his coffee? HeBREWS it! (What, you didn't like that? Jew gotta be kidding me.)
- I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said Wii.
- Seriously, hispanic and black jokes are all the same. Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!
- No matter how much you push a piece of paper, it's always stationary.
- What did Zelda say to Link when he had trouble opening a door? "Try force!"
- What do you call a 16-year old who's been crushed by a piano? A flat minor!