What are the best/worst puns you've ever heard?

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Things that will draw the Penta out of hiding: Puns.
 

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A man who runs in front of a car gets tired.

A man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.

Also, SheZow is full of "she-puns", like She-mazing, She-diculous, She-ality TV, She-nihilated...It's incredibly corny, but I love it.
 

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