Worst Pickup Lines

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  1. BoredSoul

    BoredSoul Probably Drunk Veteran

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    are you a fart because you just blew me away
     
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    Matseb2611 Innovate, don't emulate Veteran

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    Are you a USB port, coz I sure would put my dongle in you. :D (sorry lol)
     
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    PG-13 please. :p
     
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    Arisa probably dead Veteran

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    Do you work at KFC, because those legs are amazing. (I hope this is PG-13 :kaoswt2: )
     
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    mlogan Global Moderators Global Mod

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    Lol, yeah it is, and somewhat amusing :D
     
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    OnslaughtSupply Ssshhh... Veteran

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    Are you a parking ticket?

    Cuz baby, you got fine written all over you.
     
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    Matseb2611 Innovate, don't emulate Veteran

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    Are you an electron, because there is a spark between us. I'm positive. :D
     
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    yo girl you must be from tennassee, you're the only ten I see

    not sure if that's as good as the are you a fart pickup line tbh
     
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    Verdelite Wannabe Developer Veteran

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    This may be cheesy but I think you're grate :kaopride:
     
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    Dalph Nega Ralphâ„¢ (Retired Villain) Veteran

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    I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

    [​IMG]
    *goes away from this thread without daring to look back*
     
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    BoredSoul Probably Drunk Veteran

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    tfw regret making this topic
     
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    kaukusaki Awesome Programmer Extraordinaire Veteran

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    I'm copying all of these and going to the club tonight and try them out lol wish me luck y'all
     
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    kaukusaki Awesome Programmer Extraordinaire Veteran

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    Update before dragging myself to bed (bars/clubs close at 1.30 but I'm not going across the river where they're open til dawn) - 2 slaps, 3 thrown drinks and many weird looks (lost count after 10). Had gotten a few numbers with the dongle one (when reversed lol dudes are thirsty AF out here)
    Had a fun night testing out these lines but i will never go clubbing again. I don't miss having to worry about punching some rando who don't know how to keep their hands to themselves. Also I'm getting too old lol (younger version would've hopped across the river and stumble in at dawn). A fun night for me is programming anyway... And stumble into bed at 3a lol
     
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    i am responsible for this
    my existence has meaning again
     
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    Matseb2611 Innovate, don't emulate Veteran

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    You are very brave, @kaukusaki . Not sure I would've been able to do something like this.
     
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    wish you recorded it though.
    would love to see the "are you a fart" pickup line :p
    just glad I made sure you had the best last night of clubbing
    if you ever do this again though, record it pls
     
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    I'm just guy that's a Hero for fun wanna date me?
     
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    readydotexe Low class wizard Veteran

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    This trhead is going straight to bookmarks oh my god
     
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    Ebontope Plays video games too much to be productive. Veteran

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    Dayum girl, are you a low difficulty setting? Because you look easy.
     
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    Did you fall from Heaven? Because I want to make out.
     
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