Worst Pickup Lines

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  1. BoredSoul

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    nerd this is my new homepage now
    also new pickup line
    "hey girl, you german because I wanna be ger-man"
    "i hear you want a stud... well I've got the STD and all I need is you"
     
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    This is my new religion
     
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    Dayum gurl, you so fine I wish I was a farmer so I could plant a whole field of y'all!
     
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    "I think we both have great genes. Let's stop denying evolution its due and make babies"

    "are you an experiment in perfect breeding? Because you look good in those genes (jeans)"
     
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    The Stranger The Faceless Friend Veteran

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    @Niten Ichi Ryu
    That's an awesome pickup line!
     
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    Poryg Dark Lord of the Castle of Javascreeps Veteran

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    Are you a mine? The moment I stepped upon you, I got blown.
     
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    lol this is my new gender
     
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  8. Rukiri

    Rukiri I like to make Action-RPGs Veteran

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    The moment I saw you I had to make you mine!
    Ey girl, I see you have buns of steel well let's test that theory!
     
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    Are you legs tired? Cuz you been running through my mind for hours.
     
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    HexMozart88 The Master of Random Garbage Veteran

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    @HawkZombie OK, not gonna lie. That was actually pretty funny.
     
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    "Until now I didn't even notice I dropped you here."
    Yeah, okay, that one might be a bit too meta...
     
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    this is the best and worst thread ever created
     
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    Matseb2611 Innovate, don't emulate Veteran

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    Hey girl, are you a perfectly placed sucker punch, because you've just knocked me down. :p

    Hey girl, do you work with insects, because you've just given me the butterflies. :p
     
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    Let's go girl, we got business to take care of.
    ^. This one worked almost too well.
     
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    From time to time I used this on a girl: "Dammit, I lost my hug! Have you seen it somewhere?"
    Never worked according to the plan though.
    The plan was adding "Dammit, I need my hug. Can I get one from you?" But well... Never worked :D
     
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    @Poryg: That's a nice idea. You can adapt it. Like: "Doctor recommended I have at least 10 hugs a day for a healthy heart. May I have one from you?" :D
     
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    Actually, seeing my current health condition that would be pretty useful :D But I doubt it would work for me, not in my country at least :)
     
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    People in Czech Republic don't like hugs?
     
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    People in Czech republic don't like me :D
    And well, they don't like hugs too much either. Girl x girl is usually alright, girl x male often not...
     
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    I've never been one for pick-up lines, as I've had plenty of trouble getting responses from women in the past as it is. I figured I didn't need any more help getting ignored, so I've perfected the art of innocent, friendly gestures that show the lady just how dedicated I am to winning her affection.

    1 - "Hey girl, if you were a big fat Hutt with a Rancor living in your basement, and I was a Bounty Hunter, I'd bring you Solo and the Wookie...free of charge." <----- (remarkably, this has never worked for me)

    - or if you like Lord of the Rings better, this is guaranteed to not work as well.

    2 - "Hey girl, I'd walk all the way to Mordor for you...without the Lembas bread."

    Feel free to use any of these in your experiences. They have a guaranteed success rate of 0%. So you've got nothing to lose!
     
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