Worst Pickup Lines

nerd this is my new homepage now
also new pickup line
"hey girl, you german because I wanna be ger-man"
"i hear you want a stud... well I've got the STD and all I need is you"

 

This is my new religion

 

Dayum gurl, you so fine I wish I was a farmer so I could plant a whole field of y'all!

 

"I think we both have great genes. Let's stop denying evolution its due and make babies"

"are you an experiment in perfect breeding? Because you look good in those genes (jeans)"

 

@Niten Ichi Ryu

That's an awesome pickup line!

 

Are you a mine? The moment I stepped upon you, I got blown.

 

lol this is my new gender

 

The moment I saw you I had to make you mine!
Ey girl, I see you have buns of steel well let's test that theory!

 

Are you legs tired? Cuz you been running through my mind for hours.

 

@HawkZombie OK, not gonna lie. That was actually pretty funny.

 

"Until now I didn't even notice I dropped you here."

Spoiler

Yeah, okay, that one might be a bit too meta...

 

this is the best and worst thread ever created

 

Hey girl, are you a perfectly placed sucker punch, because you've just knocked me down.

Hey girl, do you work with insects, because you've just given me the butterflies.

 

Let's go girl, we got business to take care of.
^. This one worked almost too well.

 

From time to time I used this on a girl: "Dammit, I lost my hug! Have you seen it somewhere?"
Never worked according to the plan though.
The plan was adding "Dammit, I need my hug. Can I get one from you?" But well... Never worked

 

@Poryg: That's a nice idea. You can adapt it. Like: "Doctor recommended I have at least 10 hugs a day for a healthy heart. May I have one from you?"

 

Actually, seeing my current health condition that would be pretty useful But I doubt it would work for me, not in my country at least

 

People in Czech Republic don't like hugs?

 

People in Czech republic don't like me
And well, they don't like hugs too much either. Girl x girl is usually alright, girl x male often not...

 

I've never been one for pick-up lines, as I've had plenty of trouble getting responses from women in the past as it is. I figured I didn't need any more help getting ignored, so I've perfected the art of innocent, friendly gestures that show the lady just how dedicated I am to winning her affection.

1 - "Hey girl, if you were a big fat Hutt with a Rancor living in your basement, and I was a Bounty Hunter, I'd bring you Solo and the Wookie...free of charge." <----- (remarkably, this has never worked for me)

- or if you like Lord of the Rings better, this is guaranteed to not work as well.

2 - "Hey girl, I'd walk all the way to Mordor for you...without the Lembas bread."

Feel free to use any of these in your experiences. They have a guaranteed success rate of 0%. So you've got nothing to lose!