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nerd this is my new homepage now
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"hey girl, you german because I wanna be ger-man"
"i hear you want a stud... well I've got the STD and all I need is you"

This is my new religion
 

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"Until now I didn't even notice I dropped you here."
Yeah, okay, that one might be a bit too meta...
 

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Hey girl, are you a perfectly placed sucker punch, because you've just knocked me down. :p

Hey girl, do you work with insects, because you've just given me the butterflies. :p
 

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From time to time I used this on a girl: "Dammit, I lost my hug! Have you seen it somewhere?"
Never worked according to the plan though.
The plan was adding "Dammit, I need my hug. Can I get one from you?" But well... Never worked :D
 

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Actually, seeing my current health condition that would be pretty useful :D But I doubt it would work for me, not in my country at least :)
 

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People in Czech republic don't like me :D
And well, they don't like hugs too much either. Girl x girl is usually alright, girl x male often not...
 

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I've never been one for pick-up lines, as I've had plenty of trouble getting responses from women in the past as it is. I figured I didn't need any more help getting ignored, so I've perfected the art of innocent, friendly gestures that show the lady just how dedicated I am to winning her affection.

1 - "Hey girl, if you were a big fat Hutt with a Rancor living in your basement, and I was a Bounty Hunter, I'd bring you Solo and the Wookie...free of charge." <----- (remarkably, this has never worked for me)

- or if you like Lord of the Rings better, this is guaranteed to not work as well.

2 - "Hey girl, I'd walk all the way to Mordor for you...without the Lembas bread."

Feel free to use any of these in your experiences. They have a guaranteed success rate of 0%. So you've got nothing to lose!
 

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