Worst Pickup Lines

[BoredSoul]

This trhead is going straight to bookmarks oh my god

nerd this is my new homepage now
also new pickup line
"hey girl, you german because I wanna be ger-man"
"i hear you want a stud... well I've got the STD and all I need is you"

 

[readydotexe]

nerd this is my new homepage now
also new pickup line
"hey girl, you german because I wanna be ger-man"
"i hear you want a stud... well I've got the STD and all I need is you"

This is my new religion

 

[HawkZombie]

Dayum gurl, you so fine I wish I was a farmer so I could plant a whole field of y'all!

 

[Niten Ichi Ryu]

"I think we both have great genes. Let's stop denying evolution its due and make babies"

"are you an experiment in perfect breeding? Because you look good in those genes (jeans)"

 

[The Stranger]

@Niten Ichi Ryu

"are you an experiment in perfect breeding? Because you look good in those genes (jeans)"

That's an awesome pickup line!

 

[Poryg]

Are you a mine? The moment I stepped upon you, I got blown.

 

[BoredSoul]

This is my new religion

lol this is my new gender

 

[Rukiri]

The moment I saw you I had to make you mine!
Ey girl, I see you have buns of steel well let's test that theory!

 

[HawkZombie]

Are you legs tired? Cuz you been running through my mind for hours.

 

[HexMozart88]

@HawkZombie OK, not gonna lie. That was actually pretty funny.

 

[Lihinel]

"Until now I didn't even notice I dropped you here."

Spoiler

Yeah, okay, that one might be a bit too meta...

 

[BoredSoul]

this is the best and worst thread ever created

 

[Matseb2611]

Hey girl, are you a perfectly placed sucker punch, because you've just knocked me down.

Hey girl, do you work with insects, because you've just given me the butterflies.

 

[Rukiri]

Let's go girl, we got business to take care of.
^. This one worked almost too well.

 

[Poryg]

From time to time I used this on a girl: "Dammit, I lost my hug! Have you seen it somewhere?"
Never worked according to the plan though.
The plan was adding "Dammit, I need my hug. Can I get one from you?" But well... Never worked

 

[Matseb2611]

@Poryg: That's a nice idea. You can adapt it. Like: "Doctor recommended I have at least 10 hugs a day for a healthy heart. May I have one from you?"

 

[Poryg]

Actually, seeing my current health condition that would be pretty useful But I doubt it would work for me, not in my country at least

 

[Matseb2611]

People in Czech Republic don't like hugs?

 

[Poryg]

People in Czech republic don't like me
And well, they don't like hugs too much either. Girl x girl is usually alright, girl x male often not...

 

[JCBrickston]

I've never been one for pick-up lines, as I've had plenty of trouble getting responses from women in the past as it is. I figured I didn't need any more help getting ignored, so I've perfected the art of innocent, friendly gestures that show the lady just how dedicated I am to winning her affection.

1 - "Hey girl, if you were a big fat Hutt with a Rancor living in your basement, and I was a Bounty Hunter, I'd bring you Solo and the Wookie...free of charge." <----- (remarkably, this has never worked for me)

- or if you like Lord of the Rings better, this is guaranteed to not work as well.

2 - "Hey girl, I'd walk all the way to Mordor for you...without the Lembas bread."

Feel free to use any of these in your experiences. They have a guaranteed success rate of 0%. So you've got nothing to lose!