Worst Pickup Lines

[Matseb2611]

^Going by those, we can probably do a lot of silly lines:
"You're C3PO to my R2D2"
or
"You're Sam to my Frodo"
(sounds more like bromance honestly)

 

[Rukiri]

Girl, don't make me bring out the cosby, let me get you a drink.

 

[DesperateMeasurez]

 

[BoredSoul]

gold

 

[Jiffy]

Hey girl are you a bank? 'Cuz I want you to leave me a loan.

 

[HawkZombie]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, does this soaked rag smell funny to you?

 

[Stanley]

Are you a bank loan? Because you’ve got my interest

 

[HawkZombie]

Hello, I'm Commander William Riker of the USS Enterprise.

That's it. You may commence throwing yourselves at me, ladies.

 

[Stanley]

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

 

[Matseb2611]

Are you a stormy sea, because you totally rock my boat.

 

[hiddenone]

Are you a witch? Cuz you cast a spell on me.

Word of warning, don't use this one anywhere loud since 'witch' rhymes with another word that gets you slapped before you can get to the second part out.

 

[spritemight]

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

(Big-Boned Addition)
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a sweet potato.

 

[HawkZombie]

If you were a vegetable, wanna make out?

 

[Matseb2611]

If you were a vegetable, then I'd sure have you for breakfast, lunch, dinner, AND a midnight snack.

 

[Stanley]

People call me John, but you can call me tonight.

 

[Ponirella]

'If the sun ever goes out I'll come straight to you because you have a smile that could light up the world.'

Lol that's what a boy said to me when I was at secondary school

 

[Stanley]

Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?

 

[spritemight]

I thought of two more!

"Are you on fire? Cuz you're smoking!"
"Do you like stalkers? Cuz I'd follow you anywhere!" (Creepy!)

 

[Sausage_Boi]

"You know what would look good on you?

A smile..."

Err...wait, that one has actually worked.

 

[BoredSoul]

Can we all just agree this is the best thread on this forum?