Discussion in 'General Lounge' started by BoredSoul, Aug 30, 2017.
Can I turn you into a sexy top? Because you're the best thread on this forum.
Is your power over 9000? cos I can't stop staring in awe.
Hey, did you sit in a pile of sugar, cause you have a pretty sweet ass
Did you put glue all over yourself, because you really stuck on my mind since yesterday.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Oh God, this thread is still going?
Do you keep a light source inside of you, because you've just brightened up my day.
Are you a pile of trash? Because I'd sure love to take you out. (this has got to be the worst one so far)
These lines are as bad as they were back in 1866:
I know ya shot the sheriff, cuz I want ya dead or alive... Bang? Bang?
@Matseb2611 I can image someone using that trash line..
Hah! Great to see it immortalized as a meme now.
I didn't put your name on it. Will you ever forgive me for not immortalizing you along with it?
(That wasn't an incomprehensible pick up line folks, it's just a normal reply...)
Do you cry alot? Because you are very fine, baby
Do you like pickles? cool me to.
I can honestly say I don't believe I have ever used a "pick up line", on anyone male or female.
Nor can I recall anyone male or female using a "pick up line" on me. Usually whether someone is male or female they simply proposition me very directly. "You want to go home & f***?", "Can I go home with you?", "Can I go down on you?", "Shut up & give me your phone number.", "Let's go back to your place.", etcetera.
Apparently I am followed around by an invisible man carrying a rather large Neon sign that says "EASY".
Haha. That is ok for not immortalizing me along with it. I am sure someone must've used this phrase way before it came to me.
And darn it. I thought someone was hitting on me. Lol jk.
Are you a 90s Nickelodeon game show? Cause this "legend" wants to get in your "hidden temple."
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
S- Did it hurt?
S - The Fall from heaven?
J- No, but now the planet wont stop screaming, men with pointy hair cant seem to leave me alone, and for crying out loud stop calling me "mother"!
My childhood ruined...
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