Worst Pickup Lines

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  1. starlight dream

    starlight dream Loving life...One dream at a time Veteran

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    Can I turn you into a sexy top? Because you're the best thread on this forum.
     
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    Is your power over 9000? cos I can't stop staring in awe.
     
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    Hey, did you sit in a pile of sugar, cause you have a pretty sweet ass
     
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    Did you put glue all over yourself, because you really stuck on my mind since yesterday.
     
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    Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
     
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    Matseb2611 Innovate, don't emulate Veteran

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    Oh God, this thread is still going?

    Do you keep a light source inside of you, because you've just brightened up my day.

    Are you a pile of trash? Because I'd sure love to take you out. :D (this has got to be the worst one so far)
     
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    These lines are as bad as they were back in 1866:

    I know ya shot the sheriff, cuz I want ya dead or alive... Bang? Bang? :troll:

    @Matseb2611 I can image someone using that trash line..
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Matseb2611

    Matseb2611 Innovate, don't emulate Veteran

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    Hah! Great to see it immortalized as a meme now. :D
     
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    @Matseb2611
    I didn't put your name on it. Will you ever forgive me for not immortalizing you along with it? :p

    (That wasn't an incomprehensible pick up line folks, it's just a normal reply...)
     
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    Do you cry alot? Because you are very fine, baby

    Ahaa
     
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    Skunk Melody Master Veteran

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    Do you like pickles? cool me to.
     
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    How bizarre,

    I can honestly say I don't believe I have ever used a "pick up line", on anyone male or female.

    Nor can I recall anyone male or female using a "pick up line" on me. Usually whether someone is male or female they simply proposition me very directly. "You want to go home & f***?", "Can I go home with you?", "Can I go down on you?", "Shut up & give me your phone number.", "Let's go back to your place.", etcetera.

    Apparently I am followed around by an invisible man carrying a rather large Neon sign that says "EASY".
     
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    Haha. That is ok for not immortalizing me along with it. I am sure someone must've used this phrase way before it came to me.

    And darn it. I thought someone was hitting on me. Lol jk. :p
     
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    Are you a 90s Nickelodeon game show? Cause this "legend" wants to get in your "hidden temple."
     
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    Frogboy I'm not weak to fire Veteran

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    On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
     
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    North Korea
     
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    Gaiaman77 Music Composer/Sound Designer/Self Proclaimed Nice Veteran

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    S- Did it hurt?
    J- What?
    S - The Fall from heaven?
    J- No, but now the planet wont stop screaming, men with pointy hair cant seem to leave me alone, and for crying out loud stop calling me "mother"!
     
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    My childhood ruined... neyydreamxturmbl-worl-i-ll-show-you-the-d-later-straight-30108173.png
     
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