"Gah, what did I tell you, Magnus? The time of heroes and villains is over. No one believes in magic anymore..."
"And I'm telling you, Suliman, that all these people need is a little... inspiration. A good 'ol fashion speech of splendor should rile 'em up nice.
"Fine, but you're the one doing the talking; one word from me and I can guarantee they'll lose interest."
"My dear, Suliman, it is that very lack of confidence that is the reason for our... current financial situation. Now observe, allow The Great Magnus to show you how it's done!"
"Oh no, please get down from those boxes! They're not ours!"
"Come one, come all! Gather 'round and bare witness to a new age! With the help of Madame Suliman and The Great Magnus, you will experience the world anew! Your very perspective on reality will shift! Ladies and gentlemen, we are not your average run-of-the-mill fortune tellers, for we do not just read the future; we decide it! Imagine a perfect life and it is yours! A new fantastical existence could be yours to live for the measly price of...
how much are we charging for this?"
"Hmm... Five hundred gold!"
"Yes, five hundred go- don't you think that's a bit much? No! Wait! Everyone, come back! five-hundred gold is a tiny price to pay for- oh forget it, they're gone."
"... I told you not to let me speak..."
"Let's just move on to the next town. And this time, I'll do
all the talking."