Alright, I'll bite.
Why the lack of choices/assumptions for non-hetereo couples and/or male only crowd and/or lesbian only crowd? Are we making light of domestic abuse or supporting it when the S/O gets out of line, with a disney gif? Should I be googling an assistance hotline or wax about the benefits of marital counseling?
*Flicks cigarette into the dumpster while donning sunglasses*
IC: Oh! me and the missus usually hang on Cloud nine, but... you know how life is... Sometimes an argument takes us down to cloud eight.
Wait. I did that all out of order. Where am I?