Yummy Rats Tail

[Raths Rants]

Been a while since I posted. Decided to spend some time working on itemization. Got me thinking about some of the crazy items you find in games that are just ridiculous.


I know, my edible Rats Tail is not very original. I do find it humorous though ;-)


Would love to see what other people have come up with.  

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[bgillisp]

At one point in my game, I had you able to equip and fight with...a stick. I eventually axed it for a basic wooden training sword, but it was still pretty ridiculous to think about. Though, I still have the option to fight with a broom if you feel like it, though it is pretty obvious that it is a joke weapon due to its' stats.

 

[kaukusaki]

lolz, I have some insane weapons/powerups/supermoves in my Blaxploitation game MAKMENDE. one of them are Fropiks Not to tease the hair, but to toss them like shurikens lolz. why not have something out there? at least it mixes it up a little. after awhile you get sick of the same old thing in rpg's.


rat tails... interesting drop choice lolz.

 

[captainproton]

Items in my game include:  


elemental Force states are induced by eating items like Electarines, Dragon Chops and Snortobello mushrooms,


 Garlic Bombs, for fighting undead monsters,


Luna Cosmetics, which temporarily enhance magic stats, 


and Boom Cola, which maxes TP


Equippables include:


Velocibriefs, male-only armor which ups AGI and guards against water attacks,


 Bunny Suit, which ups Luck, but attracts monsters, 


 Ugly Sweater, which repels attacks with its awfulness

 

[kaukusaki]

lolz ugly sweater. I also have bunny ears too - it ups preemptive and agility but makes you a target in battle. Also gives you escape option.


ever pulled an evergrace move where your starting equipment was a pot on your head and a rolling pin or butcher knife as a starter weapon? (poking fun at starting hero leaves the village to adventure )

 

[noctiluca]

My first ever RPG Maker game had the king send his bravest knights on a quest for The Sacred Corn. I don't even know what it is. No one does. I was using item name generators and I just liked that one in particular.

 

[captainproton]

lolz ugly sweater. I also have bunny ears too - it ups preemptive and ability but makes you a target in battle. Also gives you escape option.


ever pulled an evergrace move where your starting equipment was a pot on your head and a rolling pin or butcher knife as a starter weapon? (poking fun at starting hero leaves the village to adventure )

I've actually done exactly that.  Kitchen knives, pot lid shields, baseball bats, brooms--all are equippable.  Granted, the broom is the witch character's starting weapon.

 

[Espon]

I used frogs for currency in World of Shidel.  I don't know why.  I just did.


Also, the best healing item is the Clam of Excellence (fully restores HP and MP).